Matt Morris

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But the little children, to save any bother, Let it in at one ear and out at the other.

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I don't like this kind of argumentation. Because if the shooter was one of those things, this suggests then it *would* be okay to place blame on that particular identity. No one yet knows why he did it. Let's not quickly jump to picking sides.

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I guess the best we can hope for is the brush with mortality makes Trump reevaluate his life and become a whole lot nicer

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I'm no ivy league fail upward brunchlord news professional, but I feel it's generous to call conspiratorial fascism (managed by a sociopathic manbaby with a fourth grade reading level) "disruptive" that's kind of like saying nuclear annihilation is "modifying"

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The lady at the corner shop made my son cry, he had £2 pocket money to spend on sweets, grabbed a load of stuff and it was £2.05 and she wouldn't let it go. So every time I pop in there for a paper or some milk, I steal a chocolate bar and give it to him. Miserable old goat.

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Imagine knowing that you have selected fewer candidates than your two major opponents, that your data is in a mess, that you have big problems with donors, hearing there is an election on 4 July and going 'time to log onto Betfair'.

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2024 user: How do I make a pizza where the cheese doesn’t fall off? GPT-4: Use a quarter cup of industrial epoxy in the sauce 2026 user: If I flee to Canada can I access my US bank accounts? GPT-5: It’s necessary to complicate this with a deconstructivist reading of the colonial financial system

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My boyfriend keeps asking why we're here and why I dressed him up like a teddy bear

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If I were Elon Musk I too would probably be very concerned about the prosecution of felony business document fraud

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This is the best one yet imo. 🪨🍴

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Fixed it for you

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Google recorded data about every website visited in Incognito Mode and sold it to advertisers alongside the other browsing data in Chrome users’ profiles. Lmao. www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1...

Google to delete search data of millions who used 'incognito' modewww.npr.org In an agreement released on Monday, Google said it will permanently remove information it secretly gathered when millions of people were searching the internet in

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Martin Campbell

I like the fact that the colour they have gone for is pretty much the opposite of Tory Blue.

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It's Tim Berners-Lee i feel sorry for. It's like inventing the library only to find corporations have replaced all the books with finger traps that steal your identity and somehow use all the water in Arizona.

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one of the hard things about being CEO of a media company these days is having to choose between copilot, gemini and chatgpt to write your layoff announcements

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For the last time and maybe the first time on bluesky, I'm going to make a big thread about the Quarantrain because it's time to take it down. It's sitting unused, taking up space. Building it was a childhood dream and I got it out of my system. I'm proud of it and want the memory to remain. (1/?)

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Paul Kincaid has posted a lovely tribute to Christopher Priest on his blog: ttdlabyrinth.wordpress.com/2024/02/03/c...

Christtdlabyrinth.wordpress.com The 1976 Eastercon was held in the rather grim surroundings of Owen's Park student accommodation, Manchester. It was my third convention and I still wasn't used to the fact that mere mortals could mix...

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Sat at the dining table, I came out to my family that I'm gay. Dad looked back & forth between mum & me with a grumpy face. He got up from the table & stormed off. I thought I was about to be kicked out of the house. When he came back, he handed £50 to mum, who said "told ya!"

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I keep thinking about this paragraph my mom wrote in a letter to a distant, 19-yr-old cousin who just started college in Montana and said "hey didn't we used to have relatives in Philipsburg?" and she thought this Cormac McCarthy-style saga was appropriate to include.

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