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snitch neighbors keep calling the cops
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the Columbian University president is a Baroness who worked for the world bank
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Vespene geyser exhausted? Who gives a shit
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i want to lie on the giant cosmic brownie
Why did no one tell me that there's a Little Debbie park in Tennessee??
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In the NES Die Hard, there is such thing as "foot health". This affects John McClane's walking speed and the rate at which he ascends and descends stairs. It slowly decreases over time, but walking over glass will quickly deplete it.
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when i am king i will execute anyone who uses the phrase *taps sign* or *hot take* no questions asked
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Oh dear excuse me madam, sir I didn't know anyone was in this room
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a tiny zionist lives in the lump on sen. fettermans neck
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I’m making a Shen Yun about Indiana
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The emperor was betrayed by his favorite son and you're laughing? He's rotting in his golden armor and you're laughing
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Lol
I have a compromise solution. Let's just put all the sins of the world onto one Jewish Palestinian, kill him, and be done with it.
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DAVID ROBINSON'S SUPREME COURT ACME INTERACTIVE 1992 SEGA GENESIS
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ELON: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! GROK: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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