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Lee Marvin making the world’s two worst goons tie themselves up then call 9/11 in Point Blank

correct

sure it's more just like. unless you have a gigantic bowl, there are household vessels better suited to containing puke that don't come into contact with food on a regular basis. why is people's first thought a bowl

All that but also yes proper washing does indeed do the job. I'm tired of whole ass adults treating germs like they're playground cooties.

the toilet is RIGHT THERE

I think most people just puke in whatever they have, then wash it, then don't think about it again because they're not some kind of hyper-neurotic freak who cares about that kind of thing. Soap is really cool stuff, dishwashers are even better.

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honey can you fetch the shit bowl i gotta shit

the most disgusting person you've ever heard of: yeah white people just have "barf bowls." its a normal thing we all do. my vile habits are representative of a wider group not just my degenerate particularities

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insufficient boopon

i still think they should have made my Frasier sequel where Frasier ascends to godhood, plunging the world into darkness, and thousands of years later a nameless warrior uses Niles's diary to assemble the artifacts required to defeat him merrittk.itch.io/the-cranesla...

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my favorite comedy youtubers went to korea and made a little video about it... they had so much fun 😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7mC...

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Stealth, a movie about a plane that becomes evil after getting struck by lightning, contained a demo for Wipeout Pure on its UMD release where your vehicle has an exclusive livery resembling EDI, the plane so evil it downloaded every MP3 on the internet.

What on earth?

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Found this in my notes from 2021 back when “elderly Frasier moves in with his son Frederick, a regular salt of the earth guy” was still an ongoing twitter joke and not an actual show recently renewed for its second season

should i get indian food

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oh man this sucks kitchener.citynews.ca/2024/07/07/a...

Alice Munro's daughter says mom kept silent when stepfather sexually abused herkitchener.citynews.ca The youngest daughter of celebrated Canadian author Alice Munro has opened up about sexual abuse by her stepfather and the deep hurt she felt when her mother chose to support her husband instead of he...

a smug, self-satisfied college professor. what a treat for everyone

little Fledgling Manor teaser coming tomorrow so go follow @insecretplaces.com

we should replace biden with bigger biden

"everyone has a relationship with gender" not me. im eating soup

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sprinting through the deli spamming E to grab everyone’s hoagie

me thinking about how wealth is ultimately meaningless: SO true me seeing a bank commercial about how you should be happy with what you have: this is class war propaganda

it's so funny when everyone wants to dress like a weird-looking guy on tv thinking that if they simply wear a white t-shirt they will acquire his power. his power is that he's a weird-looking guy on tv it doesnt matter what he's wearing dog

i started playing the mechanicus game because it was on sale and bro some of this dialogue

is there something wrong with the audio settings on my computer or are pretty much all video games just extremely loud by default. i usually have to turn the master volume down to like 50% ingame

when this was going around on twitter women's were all like "the squid man from baldur's gate" and men's were like "a jewish woman"

The best demonstration of the skewed reality of the internet is "Hear me out" posts (meaning, "I know this celebrity is hideous but I actually find her attractive because I'm a FREAK!"), over the weekend I've seen one on X and one on reddit where the subject was Colby Minifie:

it's zardoz, baby!

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨 Episode 9: Zardoz featuring @merrittk.com! Merritt chose John Boorman's much maligned sci-fi fairytale about the price of immortality and living at the end of history for her favorite bad movie, and trust me, you don't want to miss it!

fly me to the moon and let me love it all night long let me take as a souvenir one giant moon thong

in warhammer the imperial cult accepts many different forms of worship of the emperor and there are countless imperial worlds so statistically at least one worships the god emperor as "sleepy dan"

...love? heh. that would just get in the way of my training

anyone else know like 10% of three different language so when you get drunk you try to speak one but it ends up like a mix of all of them

i'd like to buy the world a coke voice: i'd like to fix the world's eyebrows

inventing a new show called "wichita emperor" where arnold schwarzenegger comes back to rule wichita as a gangster whose been in prison for 25 years. i make 10 billion dollars from boomers watching this on CBS