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we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop
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The mythical grey goo scenario was always so much more interesting in theory (haywire nanomachines turning everything into more nanomachines) than it turned out to be in practice (uncanny valley tiddies and reams of garbage text just clogging up everything).
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I would much prefer drowning in a sea of fake tiddies personally this dystopia isn't even squishy
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they should be given qualified immunity
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A sea of slop which is incapable of sustaining itself let alone others.
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I was exposed to such horrendous machine slop in recent days of such epic proportions that dwarfed the wide Sargasso Sea. My planet is burning down from unstaffed data centers straining countless power grids so that nobody in particular can have this:
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Oh man this slop takes the proverbial [kitten] cake:
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I love the ones where they set the resolution too high (so you get repetition as different parts of the image don't "see" each other), as they demonstrate so clearly that the creator isn't even even looking at their outputs.
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You don’t understand. Keeping the archives online would have cost the $7 billion company as much as $0.00001 billion per month
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I wonder how much they valued it as a write off.
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I think we’ve shown ourselves incapable of that. We’ll just madpost and take it
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the fundamental flaw of our past culture is that it features women whose torsos aren't 100% boobs
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80%. Gotta leave room for the navel fetishists.
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I think 4 of us could replicate and mirror that whole Comedy Central library on off the shelf NAS hardware in an hour or so. It's absurd I have 10TB in my house, and that's not a lot! So.. thepiratebay is looking all cute again..
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Late shows stop getting seeded fairly quickly. It can be hard to download one that's even a few months old nvm 10 to 15 years old. There is a torrent of the complete Colbert Report but it's nearly 500GB and only handful of people are left seeding it. Daily show not so lucky.
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Usenet and/or private trackers.
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I'm curious as to how this current generation will be recorded in history books.
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I assume with a lot of AI-generated "facts".
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That Star Trek:Discovery episode where they speak glowingly of Elon Musk is starting to make a lot more sense.
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That episode and also the guy who was obviously an Elon insert aged so poorly so fast.
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My headcanon was that only misinterpreted fragments of 21st century history survived the Eugenics Wars and WW3. Although the argument that it was character foreshadowing definitely deserves a No-Prize…
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which one is current? Last I saw there's like seven, counting the ones with only fingertips or toes in the game 😀 gen to era, mebbe
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i love binging on radiant blandness at the disposable feast!!!! <3
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I remember the days when it took an entire magazine to store a half dozen hot photos of a Playmate
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Come to the library. We still have some of the culture.
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If they kept the good content around, we'd be able to compare it.
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Is this a Uber Eats commercial? Are you a Nutmeg Maiden? Were you on Friends?
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Your iPhone has 100,000x the processing power of the computer that guided the Apollo 11 moon landing. Yet, man is baffled at the challenge of keeping the MTV News archives online. Puzzling...
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We also must divert electrical capacity from homes and real businesses to provide power to the facilities that produce this machine slop
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I expect to be remembered fondly for bringing about the Slop Era, to not do so would be a direct attack on my legions of fans.
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Also eschewing effective vaccines in favor of natural selection amidst rampant plagues. Who knew?
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what does that have to do with what i posted
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Just saying, the future is simultaneously fascinating and screwed up. We can fit terabytes of data on a card smaller than a postage stamp, but we also want to roll scientific advancements back to the age of the Black Death.
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Great point. All this machine goo should stbthe very least have a self destruct date.
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i'm on the extremely limited data storage subscription plan 😑
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Damn think of how much spinning drive space in the racks they've sacrificed for gpus spouting heat like a fucking dragon.
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Everything must be thrown into the data lake
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