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I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t
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highly recommend having a child last in your friend group
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There is a human being who choses which stories get BREAKING NEWS push notifications. There is a human being who lays out the front page of the newspaper. These are all choices of what to cover and emphasize and what not to cover and emphasize.
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I feel bad for people that think this is a serious political analysis rather than revenge for the irrelevance the Times has been correctly relegated to by the Biden admin.
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good news everyone, M.I.A. is selling underwear to protect your balls from 5g
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BREAKING: Local idiot believes some pretty wild stuff
I guess I'm just curious at what point we stop treating every last conspiratorial brain fart as a news story
Conspiracy Theorists Are Already Calling The Baltimore Bridge Collapse A False Flagjalopnik.com While the
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doing a thorough job of painting closet doors and trim work is so annoying, i get why most handymen/fix-it guys do not want to even offer to quote it
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Now that this place has hashtags hopefully weather Twitter comes over #njwx #nywx
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salt lake city is pretty cool so far
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And that was when they made me use the New York Times litter box.
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cab driver this morning was blasting Tibetan flute music. cab driver this afternoon is blasting nickleback. life contains such multitudes.
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Whenever I see people talking about enshittification I’m reminded that doctorow complained about his posts not being as popular on Twitter as one of the primary examples. it’s just complaining gussied up as some kind of unifying theory of the internet.
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ordering a peroni at the bar and getting annoyed when the bartender brings me a beer instead of pupperoni dog snacks
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if you aren’t listening to Jon Solomon tonight you are fucking up Christmas wprb.com
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max has some insane yule log options
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Live look at the RNC debate
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Got zero trick-or-treaters and now people are posting on ring and next door begging people to trick or treat on their block…America’s swag is gone apparently 😩
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LinkedIn just sent me a zestimate for my salary and it is having the intended effect
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these Phillies pitchers love throwing balls tonight
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giving @graysky.app a shot. at first blush it’s really responsive, a significantly smoother experience than the native app.
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Trump continuing to get, Zeno's Arrow-like, closer and closer to receiving his First Ever Consequence without ever actually getting there
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the saints are playing exceptionally ugly football