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Notes from a demigod...
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The expression a PDX pastry makes when you tell it Voodoo Donuts are overrated…
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I make a similar expression when I realize that the Muzak is Van Halen’s Jump, and Jump is now 40 years old…
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Cindy Clawford is wondering if she gets royalties for the use of her eyes on that awesome blanket.
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Pork is watching the all star game with his Max Scherzer eyes @darthbluesky.bsky.social!
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Maybe. Seems like he is squeezing out every last drop of dignity so he can travel light.😹
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Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social, I know everything sucks, but the tour guides in Zion and Bryce are awesome!
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Ivan is turning on his “let’s stay in bed and make it a three day weekend” smolder.
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Ok, it’s official. If the bears at Katmai use me to play tether ball @darthbluesky.bsky.social can note “YOU SIGNED A WAIVER AND BROKE IN THE BEARS’ HOME, CASE CLOSE!” www.youtube.com/live/d1YoGAx...
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We’ve taken a vote and it was unanimous. It’s just too *%+#{}@ hot for #WhiskerWednesday.
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Someone has no doubt that this heat is all the human’s fault…
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Dublin, San Diego, Los Angeles.
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Starting to suspect that “Family Fun Day’s” are more about free labor than together time…
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Happy Friday @darthbluesky.bsky.social! Here is a mountain of nachos, a mountain of ice cream, and Pork ready to scarf both to kick things off.
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Went for the three “Ms” for the holiday. Mountain of granite followed by mountain of nachos and mountain of fried ice cream.
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The Moonstruck reboot I’ve been waiting for…
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I was this many years old when I found out that bald eagles sound nothing like the sound used in movies.
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The perfect change purse does not exis…
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Me: “The perfect birthday t-shirt does not exis…”
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Did someone say “just enough”?
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I appreciate my daughter sending me pieces of her art, but all her creations give me the same sad, slightly alarmed looks that she does.
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Cue the spaghetti western music…
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“Human, I am game night…”