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Mike Puterbaugh

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It's cruel to put him through this so soon after his near-death encounter. He should withdraw from the race and spend some time recovering at Mar a Lago or Bedminster until it's time to report to prison
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Bored Ape Yacht Club, but people instead of apes
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"Shows me a world I never saw before" uhhhh
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Bluesky was right to chase him off
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Trump Deplorables now aligned with Vance Degenerates
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(Opening number of Company-ly) Baby, Bobby, big ol’ baby, needle baby
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Ah, so he's genetically stupid
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This isn't a 2024 business plan, it's 1954 Asimov fan fiction
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first of all who is 'Trump'
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We all know Melania would not do the Jackie Kennedy crawl across the car trunk
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“White & Nerdy” has stayed in the zeitgeist about 30 time longer than Chamillionaire’s original did
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When some of the textures get corrupted and don’t load
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look to your left and find your trans friends and look to your right and find your winemoms and lock your fucking arms together and DO NOT LET THEM BREAK US, and we will fucking win, friends, there are more of us than them and do not let them forget it.
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They have a whole aisle of that “spicy water” at the Wal-Mart. You can bring a 3L bottle home for 97 cents
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Josh Mostel as the principal from Billy Madison
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“‘“You miss 100% off the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky’ -Michael Scott” -Secret Service snipers
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folks, listen to Joe Rothenberg
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My hypothesis is that voters are fatigued from 3 Trump elections in a row but still see Senate contests as salient and relevant to them. And most will bubble up their preferences to the top of the ticket on Election Day anyway
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JD Vance looks like exactly what he is: a soft-palmed fancy boy who drives his lifted F-350 to his job in finance
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A complicating factor for Biden and his campaign is that many Democrats are also in an impermeable bubble made of Republican horseshit
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Molly Kearney wearing a fake patchy beard
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This way they’ll only have to replace a couple letters on their HANG VP PENCE banners
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Trump thinks JD Vance is the guy who starred in season 5 of The Dukes of Hazzard after Tom Wopat walked out
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I read that somewhere too but it doesn’t seem congruent with the photo and video evidence
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Can’t spell “immunity” without