Does anyone remember the cartoon, Denver the Last Dinosaur? Does anyone remember the theme song lyrics being “He’s my friend and a whole lot more”? Excuse me???
Oh your musical taste is “eclectic?” I have a whole Spotify playlist that’s an ashtray superglued to a fourteen year old armadillo named Peony who sells encyclopedias
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. And a six-four Impala
Magic Genie: I said three
All I have to add to the political discourse is this
Text to friend in 2018: Trump’s favorite snacks are Nutter Butters and white tic-tacs. Why does that make me impossibly sad?
Friend: idk
Does anybody k?
Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library:
Browsing our ebook collection looking for beach reads to recommend. Literally judging books by their covers, is what I'm up to.
JD Vance says women should stay in abusive marriages so it makes sense that he's accepted a VP position from a guy who tried to have his last VP killed
Sometimes sleeping through the entire night is a bit much and you have to admit defeat and start your day at 4:27am with the newscasters and psycho running moms.
Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library:
Just wasting my precious earthly moments ringing up 20 cent fines using lengthy, mind-blowingly dull credit card procedures, hbu
Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library:
Patron determined to make “staple machine” an acceptable term for stapler is having a rough go of it.
