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This is why hockey is my favorite sport
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Goalies are all weird. By necessity.
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The anti-reflex to move in front of a rapidly approaching object.
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A rapidly approaching entirely solid object. No wimpy dodgeball or anything, just a chunk of vulcanized rubber.
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when you play hard all season and still can’t make the playoffs: “we’re all gonna die” also lmao where The Hockey News cuts this quote
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"I hope to end a season with atrophy".
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Dr. Manhattan is real, and he is a goalie
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To be fair, existential despair has been the Sharks speciality these past few years…
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Well, he is on the sharks
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Death might be a merciful release.
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I think about ilya brizgalov going "why you heff to be mad, is only game" about once a month
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If your goalie doesn’t have this mentality he won’t make it.
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who knew that nihilist arby's sponsored an nhl team
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I've played hockey for years and I've never met a 100% sane, normal goalie. They've all got at least one loose screw.
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New inspiration poster just dropped
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It's giving goalie.
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All hockey interviews are meaningless ramblings of an out of breath Canadian, whose thoughts rarely add substance to what happened on the ice. I'd like them to say "It's a stochastic morass out there, and I largely use the instincts I've built up in the last 27 years to twitch in the right direction
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now now, they might also be eastern european
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gotta be real the last two sentences there are kind of what i concluded after going to college for philosophy.
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Also a quote gold mine is the Canes' frazzled and irritable Russian goalie ("Goalshevik"), Kochetkov. twitter.com/TheFanRookie...
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Goalie stats make no sense. Coolie’s “save percentage” is reported as 0.918, which mathematically should mean he saves slightly less than one shot out of 100.
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Goalies are insane; this tracks
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He, unfortunately, looks a bit like Israel Keyes in that photo, which means he probably knows when you are going to die.
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Is there vodka in the water bottles?
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reminds me of jokic's speech after winning the nba final:
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Nem comento mais sobre esse herdeiro.
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So tired of these fake teammates ……