6’3” freak boy bitch: you’re living in it, baby

you’re living in it, baby

😔

To be fair, the Oppenheimer cinematic universe is playing on the Criterion Channel right now.

I'm here to talk about the Avengenheimers Initiative

I was hoping we'd see the big Stalin reveal and kick off the cold war cinematic universe

This is what the 2nd post credit scene looked like before they cut it out

J. Robert Oppenheimer will return in Barbie: Endgame

does nick fury turn up and recruit him i must know

“Dr. Oppenheimer, I here to talk to you about the Barbie initiative”

AHAHAHAHA

I hope they get around to Sakharov in Phase Two

i hate it here (earth)

I hate it here (Laniakea Super Cluster)

You should visit us (Tau Ceti), and would know how lucky you guys are there!

It’s called Carnivale and it’s an HBO series

i would like to print this out and smooch it

I’m here for the real fans

realizing i was attracted to both clea duvall and clancy brown was a fine how d'ya do

Rawhide thanks you for your service

There are actually two post-credits scenes. They're both Akira.

this is such a good line, you jerk

What did they expect? A hard cut to Josef Mengele farming potatoes in South America followed by TO BE CONTINUED???

Post credits is just the entirety of Grave of the fireflies.

Wasn't that about the firebombing of Tokyo?

Ya but still an act of horror we did to the Japanese in ww2.

Yeah but hard to hold the Manhattan Project physicists responsible for that. The nuke was novel, unnecessary, and horrific. The firebombing of Tokyo, was still devastating, but not exceptional or even comparable to the mass torture and sexual violence committed by Japan’s military.

I saw a caterpillar today.

Are Oppenheimer and The Imitation Game set in the same WW2 Cinematic Universe?

Oppenheimer Post Credits scene is the entire Barbie Movie.

It just goes straight into Dr Stangelove

It's just this for 20 minutes

Why does this read like a thought from the Internal Limbic System from Disco Elysium

Because it's insane lmao

It's called Godzilla

Music swells as a mysterious figure reads about Oppenheimer, clenches his fist, and declares that he shall return in a German accent. It's Adolf Hitler, and the Oppenheimer Cinematic Universe has begun.

Or more accurately

I'm amazed both at where we are at with entertainment, that it has made us all expect post-credit scenes, but I'm also amazed someone looked at a biopic and went, this is a headline and article we should write for it

Right? I don’t even bother to look up ahead of time if a movie has post-credit stuff. They’re never even good.

It was a franchise building trend, and it has served its purpose. I miss like the old days, where they would have silly bloopers in animated credits, where they went through the trouble of animating the bloopers. Or just silly little skits,

I saw a blurb for a show that said 'set in the Parasite cinematic universe' - I was like, you mean like, life and the current world we're all in?

a mushroom cloud at bikini atoll. accurate.

Post credits scene is the entirety of Threads

banger post

Did schwarma restaurants even exist in the 40s?

that’s a wake up call

Real ‘After Waco’ vibes

Cuts to a spinning top before fading back to black

Hiroshima

Nagasaki