6’3” freak boy bitch: for the last time: i don't read to be seen. i don't read to flirt. i don't read to celebrate libraries or support indie bookstores. i read so that when the CIA uses their telepathy ray on me i'm thinking about some made-up guy in 19th century Russia

for the last time: i don't read to be seen. i don't read to flirt. i don't read to celebrate libraries or support indie bookstores. i read so that when the CIA uses their telepathy ray on me i'm thinking about some made-up guy in 19th century Russia

The Thirstiest Thing A Man Can Do Is Readwww.bustle.com Both men and women say reading is a "green flag," and now, to attract dates, men are sharing photos of them with the books they're reading.

the CIA knows that I blanked on Smerdyakov's name the other day while talking about Brothers K and referred to him "Stankovich"

Bond villain ass

that’s right

Thank gawd I'm entering my Mad Madame Mim Era, I read in public to avoid social interaction, not to encourage it!

Not the Rman Empire? Disappointing.

im trying to FUCK 🎣 up their sense of how often I’m thinking about Rome

the CIA agent assigned to me is honestly worried about why i keep rereading the sexy parts of Red White & Royal Blue

I remember when I was waiting to find out if I had pancreatic cancer, I had a routine where I went to a coffee shop and read a book about the history of textile and other industry specific cancers and people did not like that answer when they asked what I was reading

It's not reading to flirt if you're too embarrassed to tell anyone you're currently reading the 5th book in a series about sexy space pirates battling against an evil galactic empire

Remember when reading was just a thing that everyone did?

not personally i don’t

I always project a fella from one of Nabokov’s lesser-known works because those 5 Eyes spooks almost always assume Dostoevsky, the fools.

This is brilliant

Hopefully the guy poking around in your brain knows who Raskolnikov is otherwise you could be in deep shit

That’s not why everyone reads?

Had me in the first half thinking this was a sincere post

I like the telly

I only read for the pictures

Whew. So, reading is still safe to do in public if you're a woman? Go figure! 🤣 And 🎯 about the 😵‍💫

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