will

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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. LA via Chicago.

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

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2024 National GE: 🔵 Harris 45% (+1) 🔴 Trump 44% 🔵 Whitmer 46% (+2) 🔴 Trump 44% Everything else stays the same but Jill and Joe Biden start talking like Julia and Paul Child 🔵 Biden 99% (+99) 🔴 Trump 1%

sometimes i worry about my impulse control issues but then i see elon rage tweet himself out of billions of dollars and i feel a bit better lol

i’ve been inside spaceX’s headquarters here & its not something you can just easily move without spending hundreds of millions lol

Elon Musk vows to move X, SpaceX headquarters from California to Texas

Elon Musk vows to move X, SpaceX headquarters from California to Texas tcrn.ch Elon Musk is doubling down on his commitment to Texas by vowing to move SpaceX’s massive headquarters from its long-time Hawthorne, California home to the Lone Star State. Musk later said that he would move the headquarters of his social media platform X…

even boy smells has joined the k-hive

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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

kesha’s new single has been stuck in my head for 48 hours plz send help

currently obsessed with this almost-frighteningly over-detailed ad Vienna Beef made in the 90s

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"The family has not heard from Trump"

This whole excerpt tells you multitudes about our current political moment.

has anyone tried unplugging america and plugging it back in again

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the general vibe at the moment

this so desperately needs to be fixed, WAY too many smart decent people have gotten run off this site by absolute monsters

bouie singlehandedly forcing this site to implement features that make it usable for anyone with more than a few hundred followers

house i stayed in this weekend also doubles as a polo field and they had some unique trophies on display

view of the other side

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of all the places to find out Trump got shot, hearing the news while at a gay bachelor party while sitting on a penis-shaped floatie is definitely one of the funniest lol

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Why don’t you Van Gogh to the polls

WHEW

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Teddy Roosevelt was shot while giving a speech 3 weeks before the 1912 election, was so fucking tough that he *stayed to finish the speech* and then lost to Woodrow Wilson 435 electoral votes to 88

George Wallace was literally put in a wheelchair by his attempted assassination and he still lost

anyway happy thighs-day

i mean let’s be honest do you think he can really do this job another 4 years? yeah he’s still on top of the issues but the verbal stumbles & gaffes don’t give voters any confidence!

no like seriously this so crazy every minute he’s late the more the media just talks about his age

if ezra klein is back on twitter you know it’s -real- bad lol

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Hello... I'm Shelly Duval 🥲

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OMG.

in fun news, one of my favorite video games I played as a kid (and one of the best games ever made imo) just got a 3D remake

when his shirt rides up a little exposing a treasure trail & underwear waistband

well anyway