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"NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANY MORE!" A brief history of capitalists complaining that nobody wants to work for starvation wages
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But... but this makes no sense. It's like capitalists have never wanted to pay people a living wage... I can't figure it out. Something is askew. There must be something missing - something out of context. WHY WOULD CAPITALISTS UNDERVALUE WORKERS? I'm just so... so confused.
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The price of blowjobs has risen along with the price of everything else. Especially mouthwash.
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Several of the Confederate states were quite explicit when seceding that "Our economy depends on African workers who are much better at farming in this climate than white workers. But this would be unsustainable if we had to actually PAY them more than white workers, so we just won't."
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(And even though it's agricultural, it's still capitalism - borrowing money from bankers to buy stolen land and enslaved workers and paying it back with surplus labor value - even before you get to cotton gins, railroads, and export markets for the products.)
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Of course I don't want to work! Work sucks! I want to play games and build things!
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Come on, Wedge. Let's go build the Lego Death Star. @miriam.lol you are of course invited
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Can’t talk, looking for grey 2x8 technic plates
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Is your hamster named Wedge or Miriam?!
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imagine if people actually stopped working back in 1894???? <3
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The farthest along they got was getting 2 days off every week!
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i fully believe this dates back to forever
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There has to be a cave painting with the exact same sentiment somewhere. Someone seeing a mammoth and just laying down their spear.
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I definitely don't want to work anymore what now Capitalists
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You want to work. Just not for others. You will see if you didn't already.
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John's helpful hint for capitalists: - Offer sufficient wages and benefits so that people actually want to work for you.
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But my multimillion dollar bonuses, megayachts, and golden parachutes! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the golden parachutes!??!!
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Oof. In 1916 a man whined that "women don't want to make butter any more." 1916! Gosh, I wonder why they might have other things they'd rather do than spend tedious hours hand churning butter...
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starting to think the problem is the work and not the workers
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I bet every single one of the people saying this were/are highly punchable nobody ever "wanted to work", everybody wants to live with dignity and feel accomplished in some way. When work fails to provide dignity and a sense of accomplishment, the only sane way to relate to it is with resentment
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this is like the complaints about English usage people have traced back to the 1700s
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Not to defend capitalism but I’d retire today if it meant I could just spend time with my kids all day.
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That's not a defense of capitalism, that's more like a scathing critique of it. The fact that you are coerced away from your kids to produce value on the threat that failure to do so will result in you and your family being homeless is absurd and terrifying.
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I mean, in my case, they're right.
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The reason why capitalists love slavery...
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guys just wishing people would want to work rather than have to be paid
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I saw one of these about how the English language is going to hell and it went back 300 years lol
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Well, the English language DID go to Hell, and even came back with a spiffy souvenir t-shirt declaring it. 😁
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also men have been turning weak and effeminate for like two centuries
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And the reality is that pretty much every human wants to be a helping member of their community (i.e. they like to work). Being jobless, or "idle", carries a stigma in most societies. If someone "doesn't want to work" there's a high probably they're being exploited by someone else.
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mir why tf haven't I seen you on my skyline lol
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Excellent. Credit where credit is due.
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Thank you - I was just looking for him
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*I'm aware Proudhon was a generation apart from Lenin. He is a ghost in this scenario.*👻
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I’ll read this before the week is done. Thank you for sharing.
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1905 was wild. I'm sure youll love it.
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“I MEAN WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE? JUST CAN’T GET GOOD SERFS ANYMORE!”