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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 3 hr
i miss the heathcliff pornhub bot
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 3 hr
(it's to play Fuck Quest obviously)
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getting one of these.... but not for posting 😏
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 3 hr
I gotta get my hands on all the Rocky / Creed movies before the apocalypse hits. what if I need to well up and shed a tear?
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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social · 7 hr
some of my favorite walking is through business parks. tidy landscaping, sidewalks, little traffic, mysterious goings-on.
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 7 hr
getting one of these.... but not for posting 😏
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20 hr
the most confusing category for movies on Tubi is without a doubt, "Movie Night!"
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 21 hr
the real lesson of Con Air is: never trust a man with a nickname
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natural passenger princess 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyorosix.bsky.social · a day
understands Canadian culture (was traumatized by Kenny vs Spenny)
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 21 hr
I really want to know the story behind the cover art here. how did this come to be? puzzles me every time I see it
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ganondorf packwatch @pfish.zone · a day
if you need a sign that says “driveway in constant use”, that means that the driveway is not, in fact, in constant use. That’s Just My Two Cents
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · a day
thank you for the clarification
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Ice says rhyme pays, and here I am wasting my time with prose :/
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · a day
Ice says rhyme pays, and here I am wasting my time with prose :/
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Dos Sandos @slowdrives.bsky.social · a day
Same seller has this Twister painting with Bigfoot in it. Gonna see I can cut a deal for both.
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a normal person @oilcantim.bsky.social · a day
that’s nico in a cloak
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Nico in a cloak, 1970. Pic by Barry Plummer.
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Uncle Cookie @l33thr.bsky.social · 2 days
If you, or someone you care about, is going 2 Fast and/or 2 Furious there is help.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · a day
i listen to everything except country and rap, which i truly Experience
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · a day
Me and the fellas thinking about being and being about thinking
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · a day
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake Village Lake, previously named Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake, is a reservoir in Richland County, South Carolina, United States en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol...
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robocop lol @robocoplol.bsky.social · a day
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · a day
I'm not in grad school anymore but I'm still asking The Big Questions
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do you think the person who coined WMDs knew it would result in a bunch of porn videos titled Weapons of Ass Destruction or did that like surprise them?
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · a day
do you think the person who coined WMDs knew it would result in a bunch of porn videos titled Weapons of Ass Destruction or did that like surprise them?
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · a day
frankie goes to hollywood, screenshot, zx spectrum (1985) www.mobygames.com/game/15005/f...
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Villein @villein.bsky.social · a day
i don't acknowledge the 7 day forecast. there are probably way more days than that
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Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · a day
fucking hell I just ran out again, I gotta stop doing this to myself
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I haven't been the same since I ran out of trail mix :(
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 2 days
Shop steward Rose Zehner addressing workers during the strike at Citroën, Paris - Willy Ronis, 1938
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gay (derogatory) @disco-socialist.bsky.social · a day
I'm just mad that I can't play cupcakke.
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worst genre of music: co-worker music.
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Pulp Covers @pulpcovers.com · 2 days
The Corpse Calls The Cops pulpcovers.com/the-corpse-c...
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merritt k @merrittk.com · 2 days
digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy
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Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social · 2 days
When you think about it, this disillusionment is a good thing. Our press has failed us. Our institutions have abandoned us. Benevolent billionaires aren’t coming to save us. We have only ourselves to rely on and owe nothing to no one. So smear some mud on your face and sharpen your knives.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 2 days
vincent gallo, what a weird guy right