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For the same reason handlers of search & rescue dogs occasionally have volunteers put themselves in a position to be "found" alive in a grim disaster scene -- to keep up morale so that these dogs keep working -- I give you this screen shot from the BOP showing the current location of Steve Bannon.
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On the internet, nobody knows . . . .
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Funnily enough, @kilgoretrout.bsky.social May be able to help on this one
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And did RFK Jr eat them?
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The dog was the friends we made along the way
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It doesn't help, but...it helps.
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STEPHEN K BANNON (AKA CHARLES BUKOWSKI) Shirt status: 1 only, color orange
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Bukowski was never that much of an insufferable cunt.
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Hopefully my man went to the dentist ahead of time
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Thank you for this. Today has been hard, doing my in-house counsel work and pretending the world isn’t falling apart. This is exactly what I needed to see after my commute.
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Thanks!! Really needed something to cheer me up after last couple of days!
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the inmates at Danbury have a 4 month window to do something really funny
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Sorry about the delousing, Steve.
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He's 70? Huh, wow. He doesn't look a day over 220.
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I feel like RELEASE DATE: UNKNOWN is a perfectly ordinary bureaucratic quirk but is going to kick off conspiracy theories that will fester for years.
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Love the release date unknown
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If only it were longer... I tell you, if a debilitating stroke happened on the morning of his release date, I would toast the day.
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Probably actually less likely now he’s behind bars, they’ll make him dry out.
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Thank you for this act of service. 💫✨🙏
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Thank you. It does help, a bit.
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Oh great now I can mail him a postcard with dogs on it and wish him a pleasant four-month stay in federal custody. Many thanks!
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Damn, I wish I still had a dog.
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How many shirts are you allowed to wear at once in prison?
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Nice of them to link to his build-the-wall grift. I assume that's what the "send money" link is for, right?
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"Danbury" hey Johnny Sack folded laundry down there
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I'm concerned that they don't know his release date. It's been in the media
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Oh, I didn't think about that. It wouldn't shock me! I do think I also read somewhere recently that federal sentences under a year don't get reduced for good time--but I wouldn't actually know.
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In my experience it just takes about a week for state inmate databases to figure that info since you don’t just need to know sentence but any time served already and any additional good time calc. (If applicable).
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I know this is federal I was just more saying that if it is like the state give it a few more days.
That is true except there is only good time for sentences over 1 year. A sentence of 1 year is longer than a sentence of a year and a day
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My understanding is that eligibility for halfway house placement is only available to the 366-day inmates. A couple of guys I knew ended up in prison for mortgage fraud and I thought that sentence sounded petty until I looked it up, and IIRC at least one of them was only in *prison* for six months.
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I think that's what I said (what I was told)
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He has another trial coming up in September. For fraud, i think. The build the wall shit. Isn't it funny how all these right wing crazed ideologues turn out to be your basic cheap grifters?
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“Call or email” the BOP would just let me do that, to him?
Hmmm, what sort of package do I want to send him?
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Lube. It's what we did for the insurrectionists at Malheur. Pissed them off big time. Somebody who is good with computers should set up an Amazon donation page. Also, copies of "Stuff White People Like" by Christian Lander. To remind him of his favorite things from the Outside. Pls. re-skeet!
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"MAKE SURE THEY KNOW I’M WHITE"
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“Release Date: UNKNOWN”
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70! Why are these guys all so old?
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because they know they're dying and this is their rage rage raging against the dying of the white.