Mobius Stripper

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Oh my god

Absolute legend

in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

Has anyone checked to see if THIS one impressed Jodie Foster?

"It's not really a nut it's actually a legume." Listen, buddy: I will never know nor care what a legume is.

I feel bad for therapists right now. How are they supposed to help people who are anxious and depressed because everything is depressing and insane?

Doing research for this article: "How do you feel about your authoritarian government?" "Oh, you know..." looks around "can't complain."

The idea of Trump bringing in soldiers to shoot American citizens is not a hypothetical. It's something he considered while in office already. Now he'd be immune from prosecution for it, and could pardon anyone else charged for anything relating to it. This WILL happen if he's reelected.

Official act. Immune.

The right wing keeps openly and brazenly setting itself up to rule as an autocracy while telling Dems "you don't have the guts to do what needs to be done to stop us." And the Dems keep proving them right.

The really bitter irony here is that SCOTUS is making the president a king while a Democrat is president. They aren't worried about it because they know Democrats won't accept Biden actually acting the way they are saying he can.

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What could possibly be the purpose of trying to predict baby name popularity for the year? www.cbsnews.com/news/gender-...

Gender-neutral baby names are on the rise. Here are the top 10 predictions for 2024.www.cbsnews.com Gender-neutral baby names like Dylan, Avery and Logan are on the rise, according to data from baby name website names.org.

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The Bears have a WR in camp named Dante Pettis.

Oh no, Supreme Court just ruled that if you don't own a gun, you're not a true American and can be forcibly deported.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rules that there are two genders, Male and Lesser.

I can't stand it. I know you planned it.

listen all y'all, it's a

Time to bring back inefficient altruism. Where are the wealthy raining cash on the masses from hot air balloons?

taxes

Dudes will see this and just think "oh hell yeah!"

Behold, the Cool S Sword.

I thought for sure this headline was missing a word, but no. Dude was really out there stealing actual churches. www.wfla.com/news/nationa...

Pastor sentenced to 35 years for stealing churcheswww.wfla.com A Dallas pastor has been sentenced to 35 years in prison after he was convicted of stealing three church buildings.

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And somewhere, Dick Durbin has his head in his hands, thinking "Damn it! Now people are going to yell at me to do my job again!"

mamma mia! www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

New Audio: Alito Bashes ProPublica for Reporting on Supreme Court Ethicswww.rollingstone.com Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito in a new recording suggests partisan funding is to blame for coverage of justices’ undisclosed luxury gifts.

Conservatives on SCOTUS are really going to have to decide which they love more: giving gun rights to addicts, or punishing someone with the last name of Biden. Will they ever catch a break?

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what the fuck is wrong with LinkedIn influencers

Tech data backs this up

if straight people were really allies they’d walk faster

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To enjoy it is not to say it fixes everything. You are allowed to enjoy it because it’s funny.

It will not stop being funny to me that his first conviction, out of all the horrible shit he's done, is for actually paying someone for services rendered for maybe the first time in his life.

First debate is scheduled for two weeks before sentencing. Will Trump refuse to show up? Will he use all his time to call his supporters to action? Will Biden make the stupid choice to avoid talking about how his opponent is a convicted felon, for some nonsense ideological reason?

For when you want a driver who has used involuntary immersion therapy to become immune to the effects of pepper spray.

The Kidnap Express is apparently trying to market to women in particular

Look out, Alito! You're getting real close to the line where Durbin changes his avatar to show his support for somebody doing something (as long as it isn't him)!

Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois, Majority Whip and Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, responds to Alito's letter in a Twitter thread. link: x.com/SenatorDurbi...