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2004: Every Republican is a rapist, every Democrat a whore. 2024: Steve Bannon, architect of the provocative RAPE Plan for Reorganization, is the first domino to fall in a crushing monolithic tyranny. That's $5/month, $50/year. Welcome to Stalin 2.0's Five Year Plan.
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Imagine thinking Steve Banning getting an impossibly light punishment is anything remotely close to a Rubicon being crossed. These fucking dorks have yanked the Overton window so far right we'll be unfucking the nation for the next century.
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He's been banning really bad. Steve Bannon is banning a lot of things that shouldn't be banned.
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"A lib gave me the stink eye at the Piggly Wiggly. This is a Rubicon-crossing moment." These guys have declared the start of 73 of our last 0 civil wars
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"I WAS CAUGHT RUNNING A RED LIGHT AND THE DEEP STATE GAVE ME A TICKET! PREPARE FOR CONSEQUENCES, LIBS! I HAVE STUDIED THE BLADE!"
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"So, update, I couldn't vacuum slash through the door at the FBI regional HQ and long story short those noises you hear are the sirens. I'm gonna lose them in the cornfield, though, stupid libs. Welcome to new stream members Federales187 and OfficialFBIAccount09"
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A light sentence with a year and a half free pending appeal and a turn-in date a month in the future. Yeah, that's some dystopian nightmare fuel there.
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2024 has seen a lot of action for ol' Rubicon.
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when the guy who worked for a president with 3,400 conflicts of interest gets a garden-variety subpoena and doesn't comply with it? it's...also what caesar was doing?
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The reason Rome fell was that they prosecuted too many officials who broke laws. It's right there in my copy of Gibbon.
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truly my facing accountability for evading a discovery process is like a guy staging a military coup to resolve years of evading a discovery process
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Maybe Taibbi's mad we didn't give Bannon the opportunity to invade France first? Because if so, I mean, touché.
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Contrary to popular belief "crossing the Rubicon" isn't literally crossing a river but is prosecuting a former leader for egregious crimes
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It's an incredibly subtle product placement campaign
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What the everloving shit is this?
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You're in the Hobbesian Jungle, baby You're nasty brutish and shorrrrrt
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welcome to the [hobbesian] jungle, it gets worse here everyday
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🎶You know where you are?! You’re in the Hobbesian jungle, baby! You’re gonna die if Elon keeps throttling engagement with your Substaaaaaack🎶
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I can only assume it's referring to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and his fantastical jungle full of straightforward accountability for powerful people and also probably mangos.
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There's a reason why I subscribe to @xblock.aendra.dev -- eliminates all sorts of temptation to waste time even thinking about the platform we left.
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In a jungle Matt Taibbi is a Wildebeest.
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The Leviathan was airdropped into the Amazon.
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this mf tweetin like he in a warhammer 40k campaign
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my guy ghostwriting for a version of alex jones that has dressed on multiple occasions as a founding father
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This is a good bit for a 9 year old "This no extra desert decision is a Rubicon-crossing moment. The mask is off, mother. Welcome to George & the Jungle, America"
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Contempt for soulless writers is not in short supply, but Taibbi brings out certain subtle notes of piteous disgust in the emotion that the discerning hater appreciates.
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If Steve Bannon can be prevented from spending 4 months tweaking and podcasting, they can prevent any of us from spending 4 months tweaking and podcasting
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Thank GOD where do I sign up as an informant?
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Caesar was also not a pussy.
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This was the original title of Gibbon’s work
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Me, getting arrested during a traffic stop for stale tags after a warrant pops up for ignoring my 62nd jury summons: "This is just like what they did to TROTSKY. Tell the people, Matt Taibbi. Tell them this is when civil liberties ended in America."
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Taibbi is fully transformed now, going from Occupy champion to "treating Steve Bannon poorly is tyranny". How can Greenwald follow this up?
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Word. When he got stabbed he was like, “ugh, seriously?”
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Seriously. the dude invented a salad that’s fattening
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It’s sad that all Russian cocaine and syphillis turned this mf into Little Carmine
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Was he *always* this dumb, or did he hit his head at some point?
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He couldn't handle turning 50. That is literally all it was. His whole self-image was America's Most Dangerous Young Journalist and he suddenly had no idea who he was anymore
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Before the best thing he ever wrote was published, he got canceled for behavior in The Exile book that was almost entirely made-up gonzo shit *in the style of gonzo shit* (and which was later confirmed by interviews with the Exile's female staff), and his sales and reputation tanked. That was it.
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yeah it was a pretty classic case of 'I got accused of being a creep so now I am fully redpilled to avoid any hint of accountability' it's a story we've seen a thousand times before and it sucks every time
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The right-wing shift always comes either right before or right after the sex pest allegations come out. It is why Kevin Spacey is currently doing interviews where he claims he was canceled by the wokes.
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gonzo isn't "claim to sexually assault women to make yourself look cool" he wrote it & presented it as real. he got exactly what he was asking for.
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i remember him writing good stuff once upon a time. he was apparently always a real asshole but i was unaware of any of that, i learned about him like everyone else when he was being correct about financial system shit. and then he re-appeared as... this
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Right before you publish your “Why I Left the Left” piece, they make you drink the Dumdum Juice.
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Same thing with h Greenwald. And a key similarity between the two, more fundamental than writing for The Intercept. Their affection for Russia.
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My guess that as child he was dropped head first into a pile of lead paint chips from a significant height.