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@shampeon.bsky.social

Underpassing all your dreaming
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It's clearly from the same dipshits who did this a few years ago, and who don't think "leave no trace" applies to their tiresome antics.
A large, mysterious monolith was found near a trail in the Desert National Wildlife Refuge north of Las Vegas over the weekend. It was not immediately clear where the object had come from.
A Mysterious Monolith Appears Near Las Vegas. Why? It’s Anyone’s Guess.www.nytimes.com A volunteer search-and-rescue organization reported finding the monolith over the weekend near the Gass Peak trail, which is north of Las Vegas.
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BRIANNA WU (raising a confederate flag): I don’t even recognize America any more. Progressivism used to be adorkable
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There's so much crazy stuff around sports gambling already, but "people feel entitled to always win their big sports bets, to the point where the harass athletes who have literally zero interest in their bets" is just beyond bonkers to me.
Also, people are literally asking players to Venmo them the money they lost on bets.
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The Bruenigs are the dumbest and worst people liked by other people you respect.
This one makes me think so many things but I can’t really top wrapping it up with “ideally the lord”
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An underrated aspect of the current atmosphere of furious dudes yelling at anyone and everything that they notice is that these guys are just raw-dogging their mental health crisis. It's enormously destructive, but also doesn't seem like a sustainable political movement.
This guy, who liked to call himself “America’s Most Dangerous Dad,” had been going nuts in his local district, suing teachers and administrators, calling them “sexual predators” and “groomers” etc. In the end, the man claiming Maine public schools destroys families decided to destroy his own
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I feel so much safer now that the cops have been powerbombing econ professors and clubbing 19 year olds in the face. Thanks, chancellors! 👍
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Might want to check for a gas leak in Coffeemate HQ.
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A hint that we weren't at the End of History or whatever bullshit everyone thought the 1990s was about: After the OJ Simpson trial where the LAPD was exposed as an organization so cartoonishly racist that they fucked up a slam dunk celebrity murder case, and then got even more racist.
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This is such a great era for losing respect for people.
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Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
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The dumbest guy in my neighborhood bought a cybertruck.
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It's an unhinged movie, which I think is a different category entirely. Legends of the Fall is also an unhinged movie.
I think some people are confused about ROAD HOUSE (1989). It's a good movie that is also very dumb, not a "so-bad-it's good" bad movie.
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Someone out there needs a screen handle. Illadelph Midwife is yours.
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I've argued that Bret Stephens is a big stupid dork. Here I imagine him seeing a lady naked for the first time. STEPHENS: [hiding behind couch, fumbling with phone] Hello, police?
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It's so great the Sharks wasted the career of another fantastic player. 👍
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It seems to me important that these dipshits hang out in NYC, where they’re insulated from the consequences of the policies they enable, and also get the mildest possible pushback so they can continue their persecution fantasies.
I'm not joking about his, they all hang out at these weird little gripe salons and then a few weeks later you get an article about whatever it is that came up there injected straight into the discourse
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Ian Curtis should have done the Frankenstein dance in addition to his grand mal seizure moves.
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beyonce should sing "motor away" and 2 other guided by voices songs at the super bowl. she can pick anything from bee thousand/alien lanes
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My "When I'm committing genocide in Gaza, you will absolutely know it" t-shirt is raising a lot of question answered by my t-shirt.
For a variety of reasons this one in particular is one of the most insane deranged things I've seen in decades, and I am old enough to vividly remember post-9/11 America
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Ripping out my throat with your bare hands won't bring back your goddamn honey!
folk horror is totally out of control
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This is all very good. @fruitsareedible.bsky.social would agree, I’m pretty sure.
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I’m in Irvine and there 2 different Korean hot pot restaurants on either side of a pedestrian bridge.
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Ah, yes, I remember how the Nazis were stopped by the marketplace of ideas, also known as "Stalingrad".
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"You have become a citizen of no-mans-land. I send you my greetings." Coldest shit ever broadcast on public television.
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I had a college roommate who spent all his money on Magic cards, Jolly Ranchers, and frozen french bread pizza. He had to move back to Alaska before the year was up because he was broke, and asked me to mail all his possessions in a giant TV box book-rate. He also thought he was a genius.
please enjoy the reverent, sacred way in which Michael Lewis describes a 6th grader in the 2000s who was hella into Magic cards