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Muffin Top Momma
Muffin Top Momma
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
My name's Trish and Imma idiot
Mother to 3 - friend to all
Ally.Swamp Witch.Momma Bear(but not the poopy head type)
Embracing cronedom with as much grace as I can.
The same neurotic, typo laden posts you loved on other site.
𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝓖𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫
𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝓖𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
jeni • 40 • she/they • queer • polyam

Just a pretty guardian who fights for love, justice, and the last slice of pizza. 🌙💖🍕

❤️‍🔥 @ PotShopBoy
🎨 @ JeniJackalope

My 🗑 http://tinyurl.com/4y6jt9ku
Poppycock🌸
Poppycock🌸
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
Token weird girl

I don’t even go here

https://ngl.link/poppycock1

Look! I have a present for you 💕

bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
kimbermahree
kimbermahree
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
Sweet & Cunty

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
Clify
Clify
@clify.bsky.social
Bluesky darling

Clify skeet randomizer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uyjyyf4aqzjgwowmlvp6xi27/feed/aaab6wfodzjek
crabc4ke
crabc4ke
@crabc4ke.bsky.social
Digging through ditches, burning through witches
Rachel
Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
Coffee, chocolate and cats are pretty much all I like. Study, work and travel is all I do. Married mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine. All of them. Anti conservative. All of them. I Smiled and waved.
goof lagoon
goof lagoon
@elyhandsomeface.bsky.social
it’s cool to be kind ✌🏽 they⚡️them, a gendy nooch if you will
handle.invalid
@handle.invalid
Natalie Would
Natalie Would
@nataliewould.bsky.social
Hide & Seek
Helen
Helen
@helenmaryme.bsky.social
Former NYer living in SoCal. RN, dog lover.
#BLM #BlueCrew #LGTBQ+ ally. #POTS
Chris
Chris
@chriswoodguru.bsky.social
Married Cis male. girl dad. Love to cook. Dog lover. Atheist. Woke AF. Advocate for women, LGBTQ+, minorities. I cuss a lot. When in doubt it’s sarcasm.
Eelaware
Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
"If you like it, it's not bad" - R. Hitchcock

Ser Criston Huf 🐉

He/him. Musician playing on the East Coast, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. Leftist. #abolishthepolice #freepalestine
Pot Shop Boy
Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.

Pan/poly

The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social

DMs open

Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
Reneé Meredith
Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
Shut up and eat your Takis
Idle
Idle
@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Chris Steller
Chris Steller
@chrissteller.bsky.social
former "former twitter personality" minneapolis #localangle #rockfacts #inexplicablebirch i am fine just not feeing it
Mb
Mb
@matttheb.bsky.social
Single dad life, heckin’ lib, Utah Jazz, lactose tolerant
Noah
Noah
@inoahdood.bsky.social
Extra nerdy nerd playing games on all streaming sites. Looking for nerdy people to follow on this app. #anime #comics #gaming #ttrpg #starwars #onepiece Twitch.tv/inoahdood
Drew
Drew
@banjeaux.bsky.social
filmmaker/writer/musician
Angie
Angie
@angibangie.bsky.social
research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly.
Alice In Wonderland
Alice In Wonderland
@aliceinwonderworld.bsky.social
Up cycler,artist, plushies, music masher, cottage/farm core craver, girl rights! LGBTQIA+, she/her, progressive, DragQuest, Honkai slave, FFXIV,VII, acnl, acnh, switch/ indie games!
✨ 🌙 Ƥαηɗα 🎀🧟‍♀️🍓🧚🏼‍♀️
✨ 🌙 Ƥαηɗα 🎀🧟‍♀️🍓🧚🏼‍♀️
@pandathecelestial.bsky.social
Do not perceive me
✨Stay⋆Feral✨
La Seńorita Vaquita Monstrita Dolores de Flores
La Seńorita Vaquita Monstrita Dolores de Flores
@smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
I am the subject of intense scrutiny at the Amazonian Cow Cat Sanctuary located in a little village in Ecuador, & I delight the researchers endlessly. My neighbors are Señor Tigrillo, Grumpy Gretita, and my archemany, TEODORA super model super villain.
It's Sarah, yo
It's Sarah, yo
@itssarahyo.bsky.social
New platform, but I'm still not calling you daddy.
TMI dog
TMI dog
@backwoodsmando.bsky.social
I jumped in the lake a while back. I was told to. Milk bones taste like shit. I have other opinions for light reading.
Benny Boy
Benny Boy
@crushincamels.bsky.social
manda_tee
manda_tee
@mandatee1.bsky.social
Becca
Becca
@shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social
stuff and things:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabxgg44ktyk
Gruffalo Trace
Gruffalo Trace
@gruffalotrace.bsky.social
Generally sarcastic, sometimes amusing, occasionally serious, generally dull.
Zero life plan.
DamGirl
DamGirl
@flashytaser.bsky.social
Confirmed dam addict

Venmo @SouBradley
If you’re on IG please feel free to follow there. https://www.instagram.com/vanta_solarck?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
GG
GG
@gentleg.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Atheist, Jewish and a Huge Zionist (I’m a giant)🍁🇮🇱🍎🍯🍑🍍🍉

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:my645zgptbmktawiqd7ivydo/feed/aaal7wohfywds
The Card
The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
kimda
kimda
@kimdaaa.bsky.social
still a bunch of teeny tiny lizards in the shape of a person.
Ashley Quite Frankly
Ashley Quite Frankly
@alwaysashley.bsky.social
I wanted to go out and change the world but I couldn’t find a babysitter.
Chris 🏳️‍🌈
Chris 🏳️‍🌈
@mopingmechanism.bsky.social
(Not funny or interesting.)
Ovary Action (she/they)
Ovary Action (she/they)
@ovaryaction.bsky.social
Tired. Tiny. Human rights lawyer. Antifa. Intersectional feminist pain in the arse.

🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

IG: sanghmitra_s
Twitter: bripping_talls
Haiku Platypus
Haiku Platypus
@haikuplatypus.bsky.social
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4srao33inyylrmwz3jqlysg/feed/aaaltajzy2xk2
Damnit Janet
Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
I'm an acquired taste, like panda meat, Buckfast or tentacle porn

Scottish and Queer | she/her

Cask-strength me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
THE Burger King
THE Burger King
@aburgeraday.bsky.social
Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
murphmama.bsky.social
murphmama.bsky.social
@murphmama.bsky.social
.oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.
Digging Fork NZ
Digging Fork NZ
@diggingfork.bsky.social
Human geographer, environmental planner & gardener.

Looking for the stories to understand this time of unraveling.

Aotearoa New Zealand, Whakatu Nelson. Tangata tiriti. She/her.
Drag-Me-To-HellaKitty
Drag-Me-To-HellaKitty
@hellakitty.bsky.social
A bit Sith-y. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. All cats are beautiful.
She/her 🩷💜💙
Mom Meh | Jillian
Mom Meh | Jillian
@mommehdearest.bsky.social
World’s Most Meh Mother
ByeByePants
ByeByePants
@byebyepants.bsky.social
He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Travelling the US to find a spot to settle down. Human rights are for everyone except nazis, because fuck them.
(This part is superfluous)
(This part is superfluous)
@mommywhoposts.bsky.social
Not a wine mom.
Lance Said This
Lance Said This
@lancesaidthis.bsky.social
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords and people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & others. Here for jokes
MY STUFF: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaadaoymxhvq
Medium Expectations
Medium Expectations
@mediumexpectations.bsky.social
Amateur sleuth. Once took second in a battle rap against a youth pastor. In my defense, he was very cool. He/him
Terris Bueller
Terris Bueller
@terrisbueller.bsky.social
Canadian-borne, baseball fan, micro-brew enthusiast, dog dad; ex-U.S. Navy engineer, UW teacher, tech & wine writer.

Toronto --> Philly --> Seattle, US of Eh.
45=💩. Vote Blue 💙