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My name's Trish and Imma idiot
Mother to 3 - friend to all
Ally.Swamp Witch.Momma Bear(but not the poopy head type)
Embracing cronedom with as much grace as I can.
The same neurotic, typo laden posts you loved on other site.
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Pepper says Enough work today Head rubs
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What I look like scrolling social media
what I look like scrolling social media
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Really concerned about rogue black holes tbh
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🎵don't go chasing rage baits Please stick to the feeds and lists you're used to🎵
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Hurts like hell watching something I pushed forward for years fall to shit Not my fault Still powerless to do anything about it
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My life is like a rom com where two soulmates meet in line at the grocery store but I’m the woman standing behind them buying cat food and tampons.
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This is the judge who has tried to hold Texas’ family policing system accountable for allowing children in its “care” to be sexually abused, trafficked, drugged, etc. Rather than trying to stop this, the state is trying to have Judge Jack kicked off the case. texastribune.org/2024/07/08/t...
State’s move to bump federal judge from longtime foster care lawsuit …texastribune.org A federal judge has taken the Texas’ foster care system to task for 13 years. Reforms have been made. Now armed with private legal fire power, the state wants the judge off the case.
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Dayyyy 9 I I Want to Break Free - Queen youtu.be/f4Mc-NYPHaQ?...
A-Z Song Challenge Day 8 - Hot Patooti, Bless My Soul Rocky Horror - Meatloaf youtu.be/pMRl55U0eDw?...
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Update 44860/60000 we are getting so close 🥺❤️
Hello , I’m jamal from gaza I was studying software engineering and it’s was the last year , I love playing oud instruments and love the quite , I have a big dreams but the war suddenly destroyed everything , you can help me rebuild my life by helping me evacuating www.gofundme.com/f/sspqf-10k-...
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I make jokes because it’s better than crying all the time.
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Them:One day you will no longer be here appreciate the moment Me: For fuck’s sake Karl It’s 37 C with a humidity factor of swamp ass from hell I’m Seize The Day over it JC
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Sometimes I'm annoying on purpose just to see if I still got it
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menopausal woman in your area wants to kill you NOW!
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"They just want Christianity (their definition), with conservative values (their definition), large families (their definition), and no immigrants (their definition). Now, let's move on to their architectural tastes, which are just lovely" NYT is basically indistinguishable from OANN here. Wow.
I know they get rolled all the time but for the Times to get rolled by “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is the Times putting the 14 words in the paper
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my love language is doing that thing with my hand to make sure the AC is hitting you in the car
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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too
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It's not you baby it's my endocrine disorder
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oui the people