Memento Morty 🌙: every year on 4th of July aliens invade and blow up the white house and then will smith gets in a spaceship and kills them and i think that's neat

every year on 4th of July aliens invade and blow up the white house and then will smith gets in a spaceship and kills them and i think that's neat

My favorite tradition!

It’s usually streaming, correct?

If it isn’t I have the DVD like the old school dork that I am 😀

I love you! I have all my Veronica Mars ones. 😊

Ooh I loved Veronica Mars

I love it when Will Smith gets onto the stage and slaps the alien. And then the alien have falls backward, cracks it's head and dies from a brain bleed.

Wow is a massive SDH with a midline shift a joke to you?

Alien brains have no midline.

You don't know that!

Your casual and scurrilous accusations have no merit. Just like alien brains have no midline.

I don’t know what, “scurrilous” means, but it *looked* right.

But he SLAPPWD POOTY TANGS FATHER

And WHAT is that SMELL

There’s also a large mechanical shark that attacks the small town of Amity, which as the mayor will tell you, means friendship.

Do you think if we gave them an address in Florida, they’d do a 2 for 1 this year?

And Randy Quaid does the fun crazy guy before he started living the role.

@theboobtaster.bsky.social

that’s better than mine😭

Will Smith sees all aliens as Chris Rock & slaps the fck outta them😂😂

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also...

Just welcoming everyone to earth yearly

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🇺🇦💙💛🫡

it's genuinely a masterpiece of filmmaking

No wonder he still get work in this country.

...and then afterwards, at the awards ceremony, slaps the shit out of Chris Rock. All to defend the honor of his wife. Even after she slept with their son's best friend.

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