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Tonight at Buffalo Wild Wings. White guys in baseball caps in two *separate booths* on each side of us being shitty and condescending to the Black waitress who was also serving us because I guess there was no one else who could be depended on to work tonight. 2024.

Cw: incredibly insulting racial caricature. www.instagram.com/p/C90T9AuvCB...

Toby Morton on Instagram: "Trump supporter and MAGA influencer @joeymannarinous was caught pretending to be a Black woman on Twitter after it appears Joey forgot to log into his fake account. He then ...www.instagram.com 9,589 likes, 628 comments - wordclown on July 24, 2024: "Trump supporter and MAGA influencer @joeymannarinous was caught pretending to be a Black woman on Twitter after it appears Joey forgot to log i...

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New Star Wars headcanon. Those repeated phrases? "I got a bad feeling about this"? "Hello there"? They are from popular entertainment. It's like quoting Shakespeare or Robocop.

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My Dinner with Andre Beneath My Dinner with Andre Escape From My Dinner with Andre Conquest of My Dinner with Andre Battle for My Dinner with Andre My Dinner With Andre (2001, dir. Tim Burton)

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weird amount of pathos in this election. the narcissist, struck in the ear, facing the inevitability of death. the old man–the most powerful in the world–forced to the side by his own failing faculties, even as he desperately clings on

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Just a random doodle

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Dunno who needs to hear this but: Game dev articles a lot of times say "nobody wants to play this kind of game anymore" or "we have to do it this way now because," and just ignore those bits. They're talking about AAA, if not F2P gamers, and seriously: who cares? Make games for YOUR audience. 🎮

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Marine conservation biologist and shark expert Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement about cocaine discovered in sharks: “Haha nice”

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Hahaha I just got a haircut so I was looking through selfies on my phone to see if it was shorter than my last haircut or not. And then I went down a selfie rabbit hole. Which brings us to: Flashback to when my hair was blue so I decided to recreate the Worm from Labyrinth. 😂

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Big dog in a little pool.

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Sharks are older than trees.

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The struggle to get enough to eat is real for people who are homeless, even when living in a shelter. Here it is -- my first blog post. open.substack.com/pub/makethem...

The Struggle to Get Enough to Eat Is Real, Even When You're Living in a Shelteropen.substack.com People experiencing homelessness often go without sufficient nutritious meals, even when they're living in shelters.

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More than once I have spoken to someone who owns a Tesla and they have offered this disclaimer unprompted

Spotted on the Tesla across the street.

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Archer: I'm so sorry, everyone. Our cook must have slept through the class on béchamel sauce. Porthos, explain yourself. Porthos: bark Archer: NO THE STARCH WAS NOT PROPERLY GELATINIZED! THIS ROUX HAS CLEARLY SEPARATED IT IS A DOG'S ROUX

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Archer: what did I tell you about the first rule of casual fine dining? Porthos: *cocks head* Archer: ABUNDANT BREADSTICKS! BAD BEAGLE