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I met Mickey Mantle when I was five years old. He was hungover.

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SUCKIN ON CHILI DOG

tastee freez drive-inn ice cream sign, rt. 80, forest, mississippi, 1982

MARK POPE?????????

lol

what’s the stupidest and/or funniest internet beef you’ve ever been in? there have got to be some great stories here

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Pretty impressive to watch how quickly this went from "here is a burrito i made" to "posting food on bluesky is triggering" to "kill yourself"

hey @502eire.lol i think AP called it? i’m sure you’ve gotten a lot of these lol

i mean…

Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16

personally I was hoping Artemis would be the first woman to be mayor of Philly but congrats to Cherelle nonetheless

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Democrat Cherelle Parker has been elected as Philadelphia’s 100th mayor, 1st woman to hold the office.

FUCK YOU DANIEL CAMERON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The "criticism and controversy" section of Bobby Knight's Wikipedia page is 23 bullet points spanning five decades

Coaching legend Bob Knight, famous for both victories and outbursts, dies at 83

Coaching legend Bob Knight, famous for both victories and outbursts, dies at 83sports.yahoo.com Bob Knight was an American original and a cultural touchstone with oversized impact — both good and sometimes less so.

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Elon thinks the guy in Blade Runner is named "Bladerunner"

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perfect opportunity to bring this old meme photo to bsky

Phillies fans are experiencing that thing I’ve experienced as a Kentucky basketball fan so many times: a season-ending loss to a team that plays out of their minds only to immediately turn into a fucking pumpkin in the next round

not only is this game over but the series is over. Rangers are probably winning the WS tomorrow night

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

OK, putting on Final Justice and actually going to sleep, in honor of the Texas Rangers and Sheriff Geronimo

bluesky doesn’t have video but I swear to god I just did this on twitter and the universe answered my call

i’m gonna start my own social media site with blackjack and hookers

god damnit why are we engaging will stancil on this site too

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Handing the American League Championship trophy to the freakishly gaunt preacher guy from Poltergeist 2. "This is for the fans," he leers unsettlingly.

MNF prediction: 49ers by 60. SKOL!

I'm probably the only person on planet earth who watches the MTV Classic version of 120 Minutes every Sunday/early Monday at midnight (at least they kept the timeslot) but just allow me to say: Paramore should not be on 120 Minutes, what the fuck is wrong with your auto-programming

SNF prediction: Eagles 27, Dolphins 20 ALCS prediction: Astros 5, Rangers 2

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chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99

zero chance Clemson wins this game. they look pathetic right now.

holy shit Okada is going to be on Dynamite this week

I don’t like Biden (or any politicians really) but he’s absolutely going to win again in 2024 even with all of his terrible choices in regards to *gestures broadly at everything* like I see people saying it’s over for him etc and I…just don’t see it

Sanjay Dutt is the first person I ever traded wrestling tapes with on the internet (ECW Gangsta's Paradise 1995 with Raven/Stevie vs The Pitbulls in a double dog collar tables match) back in September 1997

Netflix superstar Hollyhood Haley J is on Collision, I see

Eddie Munster

Saturday night question: Do you have a celebrity doppelganger? Years ago a friend told me I looked like Andie McDowell, which I scoffed at, apart from her being stunningly beautiful I couldn't see a resemblance. But, as both of us have aged I can just about see something, if I half/close my eyes..

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Hahahahaha the dumb site still has some laughs