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That's in the UK. We have police rabbits now? Why? 😂
they’re very good at sniffing out crime (lettuce)
And they're really good at finding fraud (carrots)
(in bunny-cop voice): will you guys lettuce LIVE? we dont carrot all about your word-salad judgements of what we eat. hop along peter, paul and mary cottontail before you land in BUNNY JAIL
Thanks for the reminder. I must set fire to some immediately.
They're an essential part of slaw enforcement.
My new favorite TV Drama:
𝘽𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝘾𝙤𝙥
🔥i would binge this so hard
only if there's another bunny cop and its a feel-good buddy-bunny cop dramedy where hilarity and hijinks ensue
Has to be good bunny cop/bad bunny cop for the drama.
they'll get in some hare-y situations for sure but i'm all ears waiting for the hoppy ending
Yo, leaf some puns for the rest of us. You don't have to carrot the whole conversation.
sorry, just corny-horny posting, theres plenty for all of us!
Well, we know who would play Bad Bunny cop. );
he’s the top cop hop hop hop
Can’t believe they’re making a live-action Zootopia already.
This bunny can’t consent to being used as an apparatus of the state and is therefore serving under duress. Verdict: Not a bastard
The fact no one added a little "Hopps" name-tag is a lost opportunity.
Watch out the po po is gonna zooomie into your garden! 🪴
Hahaha i sold my bunny poop to a guy once to help his garden grow
I'm conflicted. This cute little demon bunny seems like he'd tell me to stop resisting while giving me a Monty Python style flesh wound.
How’d they find a bunny that looks like someone cast a spell on a German shepherd to turn it into a rabbit???
I am pondering the implications of a police rabbit. I mean is it like the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? That is the only way it makes sense.
Whose hare-brained idea was that, anyway?
The lil cuffs are killing me! 💀
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
