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revising former statements bc ready 2go2 party city 2 get gothed up/dressed out/etc or4 ~not my~ funeral. life is so surreally photorreal n short, dont do it to yrself while u alive i'll come dressed to 9s n tens across boards babes| philadelphia devil children og hc crew reprezent w/no resentment

i thought super duper annoying was every superchilds origin story lol

Same, so long as they’re not super super annoying haha

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where's the fart packs at?

making some weird pizzas in this lucid dream eve/morning, suggestions? i'm not a big meat person but otherwise fair game lfg

beyond kindness on this day, of all days, where we celebrate at least idk beating up some british dorks with dumb shit hug yr nearest animal or kiddo guys. or adult human or not just let someone/thing know you care its magical!

Worth quite a bit, actually

OH... OH OKAY, THE BIG FINALE. EVERY YEAR OH UGH YEAH DUMB

guys make sure your doggos are okay, they might need a light or a cig or a pet bc theyre good pups

yes do not go to work do not pass go collect the moneys bc we are all sick and dying

is this good

still thinkin about this delightful treat

I made a salad

JULY4th in north philly hey elmo band where you at dudes

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after discovering it during his time in France, Ben Franklin introduced Thomas Jefferson to the prostate orgasm #Happy4th

we died went to heaven came back and now we chillin on the stoop listening to overtures to the voidz

boygirl/nb/whatever dinner brunch etc this is going to be so göod

no losers no suckers in sight

u r braver than the troops o7

we can fix him 🔮

why the fuck not, bernie? whats stopping you

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FIREWORKS explode like magnified gunfire in the exquisitely sensitive ears of all creatures. Many: Bees don't go back to their hives; Birds have panic attacks; Wild animals abandon dens; Fish perish eating debris; Companion animals have anxiety; Humans have PTSD. Please be aware. Thank you :-)}

i see so many colors and food groups this is amaze tyf sharing its inspiring

I made a salad

maps and naps, we keep trying lol

I am forever bad at maps. Please excuse me

do they/will they take future US refugees with cats

Currently somewhere in east Asia

love that blame game when no one even realizes they're on team dirtbag leftist now actually and relax its kinda cool here we all are nice and funny and friendly. there are cats, even

I don’t know how many times anyone can explain that Joe Manchin did 1000x more damage to Joe Bidens presidency than anyone on Chapo. No one on the left has any power! We can’t throw anyone out!

all signs point to yes, my dear beautiful (grand)daughter. family tradition says yeah why the heck not

Ouija Board: G-E-T B-E-N-T L-O-S-E-R Me: …grandma?

FAN-FUXING-TASTIC wowzers

The DC Water and Sewer Authority has just issued a Boil Water Advisory for all customers in DC www.dcwater.com/about-dc-wat...

tyft, how did you know

The cognitive dissonance on this site is astonishing sometimes. One person is telling another person how vile they are for not using alt text, while out of the other side of their mouth they’re making outdated homophobic jokes about ol’ Joe and I just…

its now better than ever possible, you look amazing!

Got a haircut. Looking fabulous. No I will not be providing any evidence for this claim, you must rely on your faith in my unimpeachable honesty and use your imagination

'there's good news tonight' cue music

today in nice things: i got a cool hat

i don’t need to be read by everyone at the public library, you can always find a braille version of another book, it’s okay it’s not personal

i wasnt trained in improv school or anything but it makes me laugh when people ask me 'are you okay?!' and i answer 'no, and?'

more news at four jk save children as a sTART

Rosalynn got to the afterlife and took out Kissinger, I wonder if Jimmy has his target picked already.

respectfully, this is your life as an artist. not all

The biggest turning point in you life as an artist is when you shift gears from thinking “I can draw these things but not those things” to thinking “I can draw anything! Quality not guaranteed, but I can draw it”

i came here for it, at 4:30am so plz go on

Hey! Loved the post. Mind if I add something unhelpful?