If you’re wondering why I don’t leave Twitter for good well one reason is I’m weak and inertia is a powerful force on those with depression but also Megan Thee Stallion sometimes posts photos of herself
I love my mousepad so much!!! My daughter chose it as a Christmas gift when I went back to work a couple years ago because “I love Vaporean and mommy like Eevees kind of.”
more actors should mumble and cough throughout their takes, just generally unintelligible. leave it up to the audience to come up with the plots and stuff
Did you know that field notes has a national park series? Don’t you think I need all of them? I haven’t written in months. No, this is not a cry for help.
When I started working again a couple years ago after being a SAHM, my kid was very excited as I set up my home office. Mostly she wanted to steal my pens but she did make me something and it’s still on my “office door” to this day. It always makes me smile.
Hug your loved ones just because 💜
This guy has to be doing a bit but to feed a humiliation fetish. It is...he calls them sacred affairs. And calls himself a feminist.
Incredible stuff really
Said "Boo you whore" waaaay too loud this morning when I saw a juror summons for the husband and now I get to explain to a 7 year old why she definitely cannot repeat that at camp today.
Reminds me that Cap quote from avengers that I still can’t decide if he was talking about Hitler or Red Skull
I mean…does Steve even know about the Holocaust??? Did the Holocaust…happen??? I have so many questions
I really don’t know what the fuck we are supposed to do about bird flu considering how insane everyone got during COVID.
People are still dying from COVID and long COVID is fucking up people’s health generally but MASKS ARE EVIL!
