george washington on his deathbed: promise you guys will be normal about shit after im gone
alexander hamilton, wearing a sequined FEDERALIST jacket: yeah totally
thomas jefferson, wearing a spiky ANTI-FEDERALIST jacket: of course
Listen I’m gonna need someone in the DNC to lock Carville in a broom closet for the next four months, this southern fried foreskin hasn’t won an election since 9/11.
Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like “I disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!” and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces
"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD"
listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
Zionist is not a protected class. If you feel uncomfortable because people are mean to you for supporting a genocide, good. You should be uncomfortable. You suck.
Not that anyone particularly cares about original meaning, but think folks should still say it out loud: For all of the things that are unclear in the founding documents and unknowabilities of what the Founders intended, "the President can kill anyone or commit a coup" was *never* legally arguable
saw someone in the discover feed saying they just made an account and were so glad to see a feed *without drama* compared to other sites
we must protect them at all costs
Turning a big dial that says “Twitter” on one side and “Tumblr” on the other, constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
