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Fuck out of here MSNBC
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You really do not need to “hear them out”
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You really really don’t!!
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Wait but how else would I really hand it to them?
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Insert that skeet about being disappointed that "cloaca" wasn't included in the article...
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MSNBC: We dislike his authoritarian goals but we do like his promise to make the trains run on time.
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(also, the 20th century fascists actually *didn't* make the trains run on time, they just imprisoned or killed people who publicized that they were still late)
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Fr ? I remember that nazis where using first type of computer made by IBM to do the scheduling and that it was really efficient for it
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its propaganda from project paperclip
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The original reference was to Mussolini making commuter rail run on time. Which he didn't actually do, but historical accuracy has never been much of a factor in popular sayings.
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For all intensive purposes you are correct. 😜
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I've always thought that was a joke, originally, that everyone knew Italian trains didn't run on time before or after, and all the suffering he caused was pointless.
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Fascists didn’t run trains on time! That shit is another godammed myth! Strongman assholes think they can fix systems through fear, intimidation, and will and it. never. ever. works. Because that’s not how anything actually works!
Please Stop Saying Mussolini Made the Trains Run on Timewww.bloomberg.com A closer look at the transportation achievements of an infamous authoritarian.
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that's not the point but *those* trains tended to have very low priority and consequently weren't running on time — a bunch of, ahem, passengers died before reaching the destination.
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…this sounds vaguely familiar… You’d think that we’d learn some time.
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lol I looked through it, and they listed three (3) total—each of which the author had to admit only looked good superficially but were part of larger plans to: - increase fracking/drilling - make student loans worse - cut taxes for the rich Why even write this article then?
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But all of those suck? I’m guessing Mr Man’s parents paid for his college frat party time.
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Because they support those things I guess lol fuck me
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Oh good, we've reached the suburban cocktail-party level of "but darling, you must admit Mr. Hitler had some good ideas."
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As a vegetarian, I think by law I’m allowed to disembowel anyone who tells me Hitler was a vegetarian in an attempt to prove he wasn’t all bad.
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Also his housekeeper is on tape bubbling about how much he loved her poultry dishes so he wasn't actually a vegetarian anyway
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"OK you don't eat meat, but what about chicken" is a classic
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incredible reference 10/10
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Ooh yeah. That one hit hard.
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“Not even fish?”
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And apparently he was a total shit to his dogs, too. You know I think this Hitler guy might have been a bad ‘un
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Alas, I think ‘vegetarian except ______’ is still a bigger category than vegetarian.
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Pretty sure it was just avoiding red meat on the advice of his doctors
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My extremely superficial knowledge includes someone saying it’s unclear if his horrific flatulence was due to high bean consumption or if he ate a lot of beans in an attempt to curb said flatulence. Maybe in the 1930s-1940s eating beans made you a vegetarian?
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Not MSNBC! Not the network that fired Phil Donahue for being against the Iraq war but always made sure literal white supremacist Pat Buchanan could get on the air!
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Literal white supremacist AND anti-Semite.
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I'm not sure this is a meaningful distinction?
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Fair. I was just trying to magnify his awfulness.
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Also fair, and it's obviously complicated (Jewish people being "conditionatl white" etc)
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Hitler's plan for Germany includes a lot more living space for Germans!
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*for some notion of “Germans”
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This is the take economy.
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The Heritage Foundation = The Hitler Foundation
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Good Lord they really are in the tank for trump, disgusting
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* hitler had some great ideas! *
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He just wanted to make Germany great again! 🙄