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I have a long held belief that conservatives cannot understand narrative and have no ability to deconstruct story whatsoever. It’s like some kind of universal comprehension barrier that they all share. Talking to them about literally any piece of media is actually a stunning experience.
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just start making up fake FF7 party members and ask them which one was their favourite
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For my money, the best part of FF7 was raising moogles to race at the Flying Saucer. Wedge was an amazing rider!
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He was an amazing jockey, his moogle raced almost as if Wedge wasn't even there 🥁
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Did you ever breed a sequined Moogle? I thought I was never going to get the Excalibur summon until I finally found the Happy Weed in Pallet Town.
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I don’t think it’s generally because they haven’t played it, though. It’s like the story of that game to them is “I’m the dude with broad sword fighting dude with long sword” and the story around the world is just ignored
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100% this, these are the "I bet you think Robocop is political" guys.
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my dumb joke aside this is definitely the read i’d agree with rebirth and remake probably add so much figurative text to the original body of work that i’d wager it becomes harder to ignore the central themes (i’ll never have the time to play them to confirm this hunch.)
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I've only played the original and as a 12 years-old non-native English speaker, I still understood the main plot. Early on every conversation was about stopping Shinra from destroying the planet. I didn't understand corporations, but I could see people who don't care about consequences.
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You are right. I played the remake and it extends the first 7 hours to 40 something which a bunch of content that expands on stuff in the original, has VO, and a much strong fidelity of assets to more clearly the nature of the world so I think it'll be extremely difficult for them to miss
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FF7 let you rename all of the characters, tho. So unless you’re goig to ask me about Loopy Lou, Criepi the Vampire, or our brave protagonist, Murray, I’m going to be completely lost 🤣🤣🤣
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lol it’s not even subtext in ff7. It would be a shorter list of ff games that aren’t about saving the planet.
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Haha superliminal indeed.
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these people love games so much but haven’t even read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia
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The fucking PS1 demo disc of FF7 contains the scene of Barrett in the elevator telling Cloud “THE PLANET’S DYING, CLOUD” Anyone who acts surprised that FF7 “turned woke/eco-alarmist etc” clearly has never played the game.
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I'm amazed by the way some people will just publicly announce their complete lack of media literacy like this. Like, it isn't even subtext. It's just text!
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this is really the perfect capstone for a long day of “is this real?!?”
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I would love to know what they thought ffvii was about.
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it's about being a kickass merc who takes no shit and learns magic
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That's right. And hanging out with friends. Like at the beach or a casino or stuff.
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even with the guidebook the golden chocobo was a bitch to get
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It’s been ages since I’ve even thought about the chocobo breeding/racing stuff but wasn’t the end result of all that essentially just a big “fuck you” from the game by giving you something you would have already acquired during the process of reaching that point?
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it's about rugged individualists who decide to take down the liberal bureaucracy
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do u think they believe that captain planet is literally about teenagers who summon a blue man
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Sometimes one summons a shredded scantily clad blue man just because they can, you don't need a reason for that 😄
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They root for Duke Nukem, that guy from the video games
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I'm going to become the fucking joker, are you kidding me
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Fricken Tifa is short for antifa!
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And the anarchist / anti corporate terrorism. But yeah ff7 isn't political. Hahaha...
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Please start this rumor now thank you
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I am begging you for a source if this is true,because that'd be amazing.
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one of the most memorable and memed lines of the original is "the planet's dyin, cloud"... wh.........
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“It’s because of those #$!$ machines cloud” ‘Sorry barret but that’s a false flag made by wutai, climate change isn’t real and also mako energy is actually good for you’
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Cosmo Canyon is a front for a Wutai disinformation campaign. Just look at this clearly doctored photo of Bugenhagen eating with another person with Godo Kisaragi's head badly pasted onto their shoulders and all will become clear!
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completely deviates from the source material, clearly.
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this meme has been around for a long time and i hate that its still relevant
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Really don't get how people miss this. The game opens with your party of eco-terrorists blowing up a nuclear power plant.
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ROTFLMAO like, "you can't brainwash me into wanting to save the planet I live on, SE!!" ?????
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im stuck on the concept of "save-the-planet propaganda" like just the very idea that one should in general, being read as propaganda
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The planet's just resources when you can hop on Musk's spaceships
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I encourage them hopping on musk’s spaceships They might even experience a mostly successful launch
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*Musk's rockets which can serve briefly as spaceboats 😁