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@slendy5127.bsky.social

Sometimes a cook, sometimes a mentor, always a nerd. Defenders of genocidal terrorists begone
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I got new headphones and they sound so good I just danced around the apartment enjoying having good sound and then I saw Mina sitting by the door with a face that said please god get me out of here he’s gone around the bend I’m trapped with a madman
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This is how you do it, Allies. Not just caving at the first suggestion of resistance against your allyship.
This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid
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Netflix just put a bunch of comedies late 80's early 90's comedies in the vein of "Can a GIRL have a JOB?!" & "This MAN has to PARENT can you believe it?!" into my recs cuz I liked a movie called Serial Mom. A John Waters film that dares ask "Can a MOM murder everyone in her suburban town?!?"
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A bit of context: this is in reply to a game adding a "no death" option, something we've plainly had in video games in one version or another since the goddamn Konami code.
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Love the alpaca Pet the alpaca
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Weirdly specific “every accusation is a confession” that the people reviving the Satanic Panic literally ran an abusive daycare
report on the GOP freak running for NC gov: "he and his wife were cited for numerous violations at the child care center they operated from 2000 to 2007, including a charge that the center presented falsified certification documents to state inspectors." www.newsobserver.com/opinion/arti...
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And the Telegraph winds up its election coverage with one last ‘fuck all of you’.
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this
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AP story waits until paragraph 16 to mention police & prosecutors are accused of conspiring to protect the cop who's apparently the real killer, until then making him seem like a lone wolf
Just a jaw-dropper from the state whose attorney general is currently trying to execute an innocent man. innocenceproject.org/missouri-cir...
Missouri woman who has served more than 40 years for murder is declared innocent by judgewww.nbcnews.com She must be freed or retried for the 1980 murder within 30 days, a judge ruled, but the Missouri AG has asked an appeals court to review the judge's decision.
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We couldn't even get liberal justices to retire from SCOTUS in a timely fashion because they loved the limelight and the French have convinced Macronists to stop being selfish and save the country.
"At least 200 candidates from both the left-wing alliance and President Emmanuel Macron’s centrist coalition pulled out of the contest...in order to unite behind those remaining contenders with the best chance of beating Le Pen’s nationalists" www.politico.eu/article/fren...
French election: Rivals unite against Le Pen’s far rightwww.politico.eu Hundreds of candidates from Macron’s camp and the left-wing alliance withdraw in an effort to keep the National Rally out.
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Instead of TERFs try Cishets Unfairly Mistreating Trans Women All the Time
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The Epstein grand jury records that were unsealed today contain some entirely unsurprising revelations
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on the one hand, SCOTUS has ignored precedent, taken away rights, consolidated their own power and declared Donald Trump a special boy who can do all the crime he wants, but on the other hand, we must respect our sacred norms www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Biden Campaign Brushes Off Idea of Reforming the Supreme Courtwww.rollingstone.com Biden surrogates brushed off questions about reining in the court, while emphasizing the gravity of a second Trump term.
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I need you to understand that I have existed on the internet since 1996, and on THIS APP for almost a year, and this is still the worst take I've ever seen.
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Everyone else is focused, rightly, on the threat, so let me just remind you that it will not remain bloodless, whatever the left decides to do or not to do.
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...
Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org
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“I will not use my office to the fullest extent allowable but my opponent will” is a really bad takeaway actually. Just pack the court man.
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lets be honest, the toughest SOB holding a US passport is Jimmy Carter and it isn't close to close, one of the few people in history who went into a nuclear reactor came back out and nothing at all happened and now dude has lasted over a year in hospice, literal brain cancer cannot beat this guy
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I have someone on here claiming that Republicans were liberal before Trump came around.
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"As I sit here before you, I have ordered the arrest of Donald Trump, John Roberts, Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neal Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and the drunk one. Stephen Miller is dead and I'm mounting his head in my man cave in Delaware"
*BIDEN TO DELIVER REMARKS ON IMMUNITY RULING AT 7:45 PM ET
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The state of Vermont agreed to pay $175,000 in damages to a man who was pulled over for giving an officer the middle finger and arrested for disorderly conduct. What do you think? www.theonion.com/vermont-sett...
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This is negging, see u tomorrow Dom ♥️
a lot like what being a goth is like the rest of the year too tbh
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Can’t wait for the lib talking point of how using Palestinians as human shields isn’t bad and not a reason to criticize the genocidal terrorist state of Israel
The illegal occupying regime used Palestinians as human shields. Again. t.me/QudsNen/111780
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I honestly feel mixed about it. On the one hand it was supposed to be a test of human kindness and in this cruel world we live seeing a complete failure of that sucks because it is so expected especially because there was no good reason to smash it On the other hand fuck that robot
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Also, I do not dislike Joe Biden because he has advanced medical conditions that make him unfit to rule. I dislike Joe Biden because it doesn't matter what anyone says to him, he won't stop massacring Palestinians, or slaughtering Black people with cops, our mass incarcerating us.