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hummus woodsworth

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I completely agree here. Philanthropy is really used in a way to get people from thinking about the amount of money the donor has and usually focuses on the idea of the donation and not the result. There's also rarely any follow up in terms of sustainability of the project.
honestly I think motives matter MORE when doing charity. philanthrocapitalism only reinforces inequality.
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the convention they’re imagining
every day there’s a new worst idea i’ve heard, but i need to find the 2% gallon* of white guys behind this & hold each of their heads one by one in a row of highway rest area toilets. taylor swift is so silly you almost skip over oprah, who brought us dr oz, dr phil, & jd vance’s hillbilly elegy!
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*”2% gallon” or “glass bottle” is my new proposed collective noun for a group of white folks so fucking out of touch and useless to the actual humans they claim to want to represent that you know they they’d appeal to the flanders family and the flanders family only.
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every day there’s a new worst idea i’ve heard, but i need to find the 2% gallon* of white guys behind this & hold each of their heads one by one in a row of highway rest area toilets. taylor swift is so silly you almost skip over oprah, who brought us dr oz, dr phil, & jd vance’s hillbilly elegy!
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Things seem bleak but it’s probably a bad sign for Republicans that people have started mentioning their actual goals and political blueprint and their response is “how fucking dare you??”
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Not an Alpha male, nor Beta, nor Sigma, but another, previously unknown, type with a consistency similar to ricotta cheese
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digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy
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Daily bunny no.2542 is out on a calm empty sea
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Heartbreaking, yet practical signage at Sherman's Bookshop in Bar Harbor, Maine! #kidlit #barharbor #indiebookstore
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka
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we failed so deeply as a species by not domesticating bears
Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.
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Did you know Chappell Roan is from the town where the US government stores 1.4 billion pounds of cheese in an old limestone mine?
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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This but unironically.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is
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Has anyone considered sending the unsealed Epstein documents to Kendrick and letting politics sort themselves out
Oh it's like OVER over for Drake huh
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For some reason, my 6 year old uses a pickle as her standard unit of measurement. Even for things that aren't pickle-based. Wow, she's quicker than a pickle! He's stronger than a pickle! Gotta be smarter than a pickle! Is there a sentient pickle hero I don't know about?
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The New York Times Crisis of Confidence: badly shaken in the wake of bad editorial decisions, many are calling for the paper to resign.
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Happy goddamn Fourth of friggin July here's a sketch of a dumbass firework flippin exploding ok
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Worlds going to hell but a ray of sunshine is that the Tories got obliterated in England and there’s going to be so many pictures of little fancy guys in bowties crying that it’s going to make us all feel better