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This is so much more compelling than *pussy in bio*

"Is that the mystery hole?" "No that's a regular hole" "Is it that one?" "That's a window" "Well then, where's the mystery hole?" "That's the mystery" "Oooooooohhh.... I want a refund"

And yet when *I* start offering to show people a mystery hole I get 86'd from Applebee's

Love that mystery hole

You gotta keep it watered

It loses some of its mystery if it gets dried out

Ben Shapiro disagrees

Sara what's in there? I need to know or I may die

It’s a mystery. A little know fact is that it goes all the way down to the bottom.

The bottom of WHAT?

Did you mean the bottom of WHOM

The mystery hole. It goes all the way to the bottom.

This was an amazing episode of Gravity Falls.

I don’t know. There’s some competition for those lucrative tourism dollars.

I mean I'm not gonna lie, I wanna see those dancing sandwiches.

Saying this to my toilet every time I sit down

It's temporarily closed right now but I've seen the mystery hole in West Virginia when visiting Mothman.

jumping jesus on a pogo stick, well? Spill!

If this isn't in Gravity Falls, I think I'll pass. Or if it is.

This is just Gravity Falls if it aired on Adult Swim.

Dated her.

🤫

@britculpsapp.bsky.social that wow sign could use some you know what 🙂

it could — but also, i’d feel like adding anything additional is messing with perfection.

Every time I want to tag Brit I to something joke related 1. She’s either already posted it herself or 2. Someone else has already tagged her

i’m feeling seen & understood here 🥹

I learnt about this place literally yesterday!

well now i gotta see the hole 👀

That was my nickname in high school

This seems like... Dangerous.

Gravity Falls ass ad

I literally entered that specific mystery hole as an adolescent and emerged several minutes later as a slightly older adolescent. I am saddened that others are no longer able to be similarly enriched.

not to be confused with

MYSTERY HOLE IN BIO

Would.

👀👀 @spottyserval.furry.energy

But can it compete with THE MYSTERY POND of Brownlap? 🤔 youtu.be/4QoX7y8aNHY?...

THE MYSTERY POND!!! - THIS IS JINSYyoutu.be http://www.jinsy.comhttp://www.twitter.com/thisisjinsyhttp://www.facebook.com/thisisjinsyDaily Greet!THIS IS JINSY is set on a little island whose 762 reside...

or Big Mike's Mystery Shack in Kentucky? :D

I mean, thanks, I'm flattered, but also taken.

Amazing place

I have questions.

Many do

You're the Emissary from Persia? Have I got something to show you!

There's a Your Mom joke in here somewhere.

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