✨brit ✨

✨brit ✨

@britculpsapp.bsky.social

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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

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📍MPLS | 37 | she/they

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i refuse to believe troup hemenway isn’t AI

These are the directors of Project 2025. Look at these pasty, pathetic, autographed-Bret-Easton-Ellis-first-edition, drunk-on-daddy’s-calvados little megachurch dillholes. TROUP? Stop it. Get the fuck out of here immediately.

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we used to be a country

oh damn were the medical emergency rumors true?

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PSA

Ehhh... ijsje iemand? 🍦

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sorry the AI is getting out of control here

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

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is this why you’ve barely touched your hot jawg? 😕

i don’t think i like this

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cum? you mean boner marrow??

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)

I ate pussy hotdog style on the 4th of july

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new vasectomy emoji dropped

getting back to the basics. hit me with ur best emoji kitchen combo

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80s Oldsmobile with a bumper sticker that says "What Would Lorena Bobbitt Do"

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Donate to help save @noorhassan.bsky.social, @sonofnoor2.bsky.social, and the rest of their family from the horror they’re facing every day in Gaza. www.gofundme.com/f/save-noor-...

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Поцарапай демократа, и у охранника лагеря пойдет кровь.

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A.C.A.H. All Cops are Hosers

Canadian Antifa

all your mutuals are russian bots Все ваши взаимные - русские боты

all your mutuals are russian bots Все ваши взаимные - русские боты

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if i may interject, as a subject matter expert on the specific intersection of state-sponsored disinformation campaigns, election interference, and the technological abuse of social media/mass communication platforms, lol. lol. lmao.

mf said assbole

oh right i forgot the assbole that is me as a person

that amounts to three opinions

getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions

congratulations joe brandon on breaking this layer of the glass ceiling

that's worth an image macro

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related to this, I do find it enormously hilarious when some random who didn’t like the predator goes through folks’ old interactions and then posts screenshots with captions like “DO YOU DENOUNCE [HORRIBLE BSKY BIG ACCOUNT]?!” like homie, chill, we are not about you right now

I don’t really care if you “knew” ahead of time that a predator was a bad person (because you didn’t, you just didn’t get along with them or thought they were annoying), and I reserve the right to still think you’re a piece of shit

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credit for alt text goes to @h00rayforstuff.bsky.social after i hit a writers block lol anyhoo, my stoned ass has been giggling at this for a minute

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Like for real how the fuck do we live in a reality where the person with nuclear launch codes is doing cameo shit for donors. What? How?!

Step down for the birthday boys

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not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

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The Matriculated Brick

░ ░ MY░ ░ NUT░ ░ SELECTION░ ░ IN░ ░ BIO░ ░

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Sorry I stared at your bulge, but it looked at me first.

is this why you’ve barely touched your hot jawg? 😕

i don’t think i like this

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Though I hear their helpless cries I eat

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I believe people can change. I shouldn't, I'm almost always wrong, but I believe it anyway.

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Me, sitting on the shitter: Look at me LOOK AT ME I'm the President now