Alexandra Petri: I am not a real doctor but I am a real worm (gift link) wapo.st/3ydvblk

I am not a real doctor but I am a real worm (gift link) wapo.st/3ydvblk

Opinion | I’m the worm that ate part of RFK Jr.’s brain, and I’m asking for your votewapo.st I am brave enough to say: I am a parasite, and I don’t understand what is best for the country!

A++ reference (that is now stuck in my head)

An ACTUAL worm?

Yes

But does she LIVE like a worm?

She likes to play the drums ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...

R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brainwww.nytimes.com The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.

"Jabba the Hutt (an honorary worm) ran Tatooine with very few problems for a very long time until the intervention of a rude woman in a metal bikini." You have my vote!

I instinctually heard this post in John Linnell's voice, A+ reference

I like to play the drums I think I’m getting good But I can handle criticism

That’s an ear worm all right. youtu.be/mHliXVifhEM?...

They Might Be Giants - Doctor Worm (Official Music Video)youtu.be From They Might Be Giants live album Severe Tire Damage. Get it at http://bit.ly/2slugwb.Stream They Might Be Giants on Spotify!https://found.ee/TMBGSpotifyG...

Thank you Lee Harvey Osworm 🫶

I think she should be allowed to play the drums

I honestly expected to see a lot more of these references:

Can I call you Dr. Worm?

Was the worm raised in a Petri dish? #SorryNotSorry

OMG the Leto II ref

America found out a worm ate part of his brain and he's not withdrawing from the race. I think that tells you everything you need to know about RFK Jr

Think how stupid his supporters are

😂

Not funny

This comment of his will tank his campaign.

The Kennedy worms VP…the Pence fly.

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