Pope Corky

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That guy who's funny sometimes and weird all times

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George Carlin. Not only was he my hero since childhood (I watched his specials way younger than I probably should have), I had a chance to see what ended up being his last show and didn't take it

Which celebrity death broke you? For me it’s Victoria Wood

I'm going to be watching this the way my friends watch an AEW pay per view

Ohio Sen. JD Vance and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz agree to participate in a vice presidential debate on October 1

Vance and Walz set for vice presidential debate on October 1 | CNN Politicscnn.it JD Vance and Tim Walz are set to participate in a vice presidential debate hosted by CBS on October 1 after the Ohio senator accepted the invitation Thursday.

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me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE

Ah, it is so nice to have A Closer Look back. Not only is it funny as hell, I feel like it's better informed and more accurate than most actual news. youtu.be/owvCF5cnkYI?...

Seth Meyers Catches Up on the Worst Three Weeks of Donald Trump's Campaign: A Closer Lookyoutu.be YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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I hate living in an era when this is a completely plausible question fairly raised by actual circumstances and not a lunatic made-up scenario.

@kenwhite.bsky.social If a person sues the DOJ for monetary damages, and then becomes the President, can they order the DOJ to pay to settle the suit? What limits are there on the size of a settlement before the DOJ would need to get Congressional approval?

Moonshine not strong enough? Still issue.

Sandwich doesn't have any pickles? Dill issue.

AND DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE QUEERS ARE DOING TO THE SOIL!?!? youtu.be/71PNZH1OaW0?...

I AM VERY NORMAL. NOT WEIRD. DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE ELVES IN THE WALLS THEY ARE SCRATCHING AND SCRATCHING AND WHISPERING WHAT IS IN THE WALLS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

The Dead Milkmen - Stuartyoutu.be YouTube video by ThePlaceholderShow

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source.

The main thing I love about the couch bit is that we finally have our own dogwhistles, but instead of xenophobic or anti-semetic it's just about this one guy sticking his dick in furniture

the national press should absolutely not just let the joke lie and spend time talking about how jd vance definitely didn’t fuck a couch

I posted this on reddit like 10 years ago and it ended up getting turned into memes. But hey, you try to resist that smile.

quote with a picture of you from the 80s

I love Teenage Engineering's cool toys, but I've never bought anything since I don't know how to work a sequencer. I might have to change that for this though, it's just too ridiculous and awesome. Gonna make some banger lute tracks. teenage.engineering/products/ep-...

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Oh shit, new AV Club brought the Undercover series back! youtu.be/WVn4wcBoewQ?...

Ducks Ltd. cover "They'll Need a Crane" by They Might Be Giantsyoutu.be AV Undercover Season 9, Episode 2Ducks Ltd. cover "They'll Need a Crane" by They Might Be GiantsRecorded at Second Take Sound in midtown Manhattan https://ww...

Everybody wants to think the 80's was all neon and Lisa Frank but I promise that the true aesthetic of that decade can be summed up as "beige ashtray"

If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.

Is that IVF as in "In vitro fertilization" or "Improvised vagina furniture"

The latest press release from the Harris campaign is another solid one.

I would like to add that another good action movie that deserves more attention is The Princess. It was bought up by Hulu and dumped on streaming during the pandemic, then removed after less than a year. It's like if Disney made The Raid, the plot is basic but the acting and stuntwork is amazing

If you're missing the relentless action of John Wick, then look for Dev Patel's MONKEY MAN. The film is exciting from end to end, w/ great supporting performances & a working class political POV. The fight choreography is amazing. Some of the best I've seen since THE RAID. You can find it on Prime.

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Whistleblower who exposed Tuskegee syphilis study dies aged 86. In a world where it’s very easy to be quiet, let’s be Peter Buxtun. www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

Peter Buxtun, whistleblower who exposed Tuskegee syphilis study, dies aged 86www.theguardian.com Buxtun, who had Alzheimer’s, revered for role in bringing to light one of worst medical research scandals in US history

I miss when being a hillbilly meant boolegging and not boot licking

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the most Democratic Party thing of all time is everyone standing around vaguely hinting at something they think might need to be done but not actually coming up with a plan to do it or even a process to make an actual decision

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If you like found families of horny disasters traveling the galaxy in their spaceship who is also their adoptive mom, go watch some Farscape. Bonus: special effects by the Henson Creature Workshop.

D'Argo: Well… good and bad news. Crichton: All right, gimme the bad news first. D'Argo: The Bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles on a strange world. Crichton: …What's the good news? D'Argo: Chiana and I are having *fantastic* sex.

Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw

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maybe I’ve just lost the plot but biden has like a 40 year history of needlessly kicking his own ass in various goofy new ways then popping out the other side giggling like the caddyshack gopher so I dunno what I’m supposed to do as far as freaking out that he’s up to it yet again

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I bet the best part of being in a throuple is that you have someone to do all three Beastie Boys parts at karaoke.

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We have to boil our tap water before we use it for several days at a time, several times a year, minimally. If this is news to you, it’s time to start paying closer attention to how conservative politics are entrenched and spreading. We are not “red” - we are voter suppressed.

i'm sorry but big city residents just now learning that 911 outages are a thing when that shit has gone on for years in places like New Orleans and Jackson, Mississippi is a real kick in the teeth

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there’s nothing more vindicating than being an adult and hearing from other adults that a video game you couldn’t beat as a kid was in fact ridiculously hard for no reason and it wasn’t just you

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TIL the Wikipedia entry for Detachable Penis adjusts for inflation

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Pepperheads rejoice

I don't know who decided to throw armageddon in the middle of a kids claymation movie about Mark Twain, but it's stuck with me my whole life

Share your kiddie nightmare fuel

@revelatrix.bsky.social hey, you still in Cleveland? My friend @mollyfied.bsky.social is flying there for work for a couple days and looking for suggestions.

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they're finally serving cunt