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Hey I’m here I grew those peppers and garlic heads
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“Everything is and should be the same as it was when my perspective on the world was formed, and it’s just silly if you think anything should or can change. Can’t you see how everything is? That’s how everything is, and if it doesn’t work for certain people, those people simply do not exist to me.”
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Need to buy one just to display in the box over my mantle as a flawless demonstration of my superior access to worldwide networks of commerce
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globally speaking, the vibes are off (chart by Ashley Wu for Washington Post.)
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Guy on the right has 90s-NBA-Draftee levels of excess fabric at the bottom of his suit pants drowning his shoes
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Do you think the billionaire Kohlhepp family ever talks about the search results for “Kohlhepp Family court” at Xavier games or family weddings or whatever? Because it’s 95% variations of this lol
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If I was a night guard at the museum where these were going on display, I would quit the second I was shown the exhibit. This one is straight up alive and pissed it was wrought into existence.
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I think this is about me b/c I sent him this on FB just before he posted that. I found his response mainly depressing. I wouldn’t have posted this b/c I was just gonna say “Alright man sure” and stop messaging him, but he blocked me and your exchange happened to appear on my feed a minute later lol
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Saw Denali from the plane last week, just absolutely stunning
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Also Israel’s Minister of communications called for the IDF to cut off the foreskins from dead Palestinians like David with the Philistines. If you don’t think these people are genocidal fascists, you’re one of them too. Now I’m done here, get fucked.
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As we enter late Autumn, and then winter with the holiday season, our minds turn to the simple, eternal elegance of the Holy Trinity
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Inside of you is one Homer, what is your Homer?
Inside of you is one Homer, what is your Homer?
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Another thing I found on Facebook. If you pumpkin does this after only 3 days, you should vacate your home immediately because you’re 5 seconds away from a case of mold poisoning so severe you’ll be featured in medical textbooks.
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Found this on Facebook. Every line is absolutely perfect.
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