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i come here to scream my thoughts not screen my thoughts

cincinnati forever

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stupid mclaren great race by lewis sucks for george

just started the race. lots of driving today (golf, home, now f1) please max crash on the first turn 🙏🏻

fuck you apple security delay?? i just want to install a god damn golf app

PICCOLO GANG YOUR TIME TO SHINE

reaaaaaaly hoping this computer repair store in mt vernon has a usbc laptop charger or i have to drive 45 minutes and back to newark

LMAO OMG PLEASE HAVE RED BULL START IN THE REAR

lmfao checo

i just hope that the nancy comic fan who runs the bluesky page is just a normal person

bullying works

The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus

lmao my brother in oklahoma happy birthday america

[giant boom happening every fifteen minutes at the lake] my mom: just do the ones that look pretty. these are bad me: it’s 7:30. sunset is in an hour and a half grandpa: they didn’t beat the british at concord with whistlers and roman candles

i sucked off my penjamin button completely

i hit the button on the penjamin and i gain my youthfulness back

gonna smoke some butts saturday, do i rawdog it or wrap

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lord, I see what you’ve done for others…

Holy shit that’s an ass-whipping

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Nothing says #July4 like a juicy slice of watermelon. This delicious fruit doesn't just appear on our picnic table. It takes a lot of work. An average watermelon weighs 20 lbs. It's 100+ degrees in Bakersfield today. Can you imagine harvesting them in high temps? #WeFeedYou

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Imagine I found one of those “post a picture from your phone without explanation” threads and reskeeted it with this

really need joe to just kick this dudes ass so i don’t have to walk my parents through hypotheticals involving schedule f being terrible and the chevron ruling being terrible

LOLLLL

NFL is liable for $4,707,259,944.64 in 'Sunday Ticket' case

NFL is liable for $4,707,259,944.64 in 'Sunday Ticket' caseapnews.com The damages a federal jury has ordered the NFL to pay for violating antitrust laws in distributing out-of-market Sunday afternoon games on a premium subscription service is $4,707,259,944.64.

ditch the nathan’s and find a local butcher who makes his own all beef hot dogs they will taste amazing and they will always hook you up

If you want more hot dog, make hot dogs longer, not wider (or just make your platter have two regular hot dogs instead of one too wide for the bun especially with chili and onions).

[going to the lake to escape the weather] wait a minute

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flags out

lmao ghosts is a legitimately decent show

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After the Court’s decision yesterday, I think there’s an argument from necessity for Biden seizing Trump and trying him by military tribunal, given the sudden unavailability of Article III courts. Plus, itʼs just the sort of thing they’ve authorized an active and energetic chief executive to do.

airpods need to charge faster i need to mow the lawn and i’m sure as hell not rawdogging it

lmaoooooo can’t even finish

no way are they gonna tie this up

lmao these teams are going to go apoplectic

LETS GET CONCACAFFY

feel like i’m watching a baylor basketball game