area man (available in select 3D theaters as volume man): i have in multiple occasions used the phrase “there’s not really a way for me to rearrange the words to make the situation more palatable” one that i have heard but never used was “i don’t have enough crayons or construction paper”

would you like to see my favorite letter i've ever found in our records? it's from 1925 and i think about it every day of my life

screaming

do you know how often i want to say this to people? i deadass don't know any other words that can make you understand this

i have in multiple occasions used the phrase “there’s not really a way for me to rearrange the words to make the situation more palatable” one that i have heard but never used was “i don’t have enough crayons or construction paper”

I once had to tell a Lyft driver on the phone, "I'm Asian, have grey hair, and am wearing a red tiger print tracksuit. I honestly can't describe myself in another way that will help you find me."

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