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The Pumpkin Dipshit

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'Good libs' who love calling themselves allies like "I didn't hear anything, you didn't hear anything either. Stop lying. You couldn't possibly have heard anything, that's what the silencer is for"
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I find the idea of getting BRAIN from a BUG, OFFENSIVE!!!
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That robussy got me looking like the ""BRAIN BUGS??"" guy from starship troopers
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I was supposed to attach this
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Tell me I'm wrong
I mean yeah no question he's a generational talent he just also looks like Quentin Tarantino had a transporter accident with Dril's avatar in that video
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Maybe tastes were different in 1982 but Phil Collins in the Cant Hurry Love video looks like the least fuckable man who ever lived
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LIKE AND REPOST IF YOU SUPPORT THE LEVITATING POTATOE DRIVING OUR FLAG TRUCK JOE BRANDON DOESNT WANT YOU TO LIKE AND REPOST
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This is a screenshot of the Know Your Meme page. You can probably use the words on it to find the full article, but you should really reflect on whether it's better to not know more
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Ambien Wife Guy is good and pure. This is the only assumption we can safely make.
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Cyberfriend is right. This truck cannot. Not all trucks can.
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I just really don't see how somebody writes that their book is "the most important book on American race relations ever written" if their conclusion is "racism is still bad, like it was before"
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Daily reminder that chatbots don't know anything, including what numbers is, and how many digits are supposed to go between a , and a . (I was trying to see if the tryhard canned water jet was a normal amount of thrusty, I will not explain why)
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Oh, I was thinking that the preceding line was
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I don't even think this one's iconic but it stays in my head pretty much all the time
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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They aren't spectacular pics but they are the first time I've seen the lights.
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I'm only blocked by 93 users which is kinda weak but at least my lists are funny
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we like to have fun here but the monkey torture ring was a USA/UK Handshake Meme. The main guy looked like this
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how could I ever have forgotten the line "defend me and my tire"
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I feel like I need to specify that I do work in warranty in the automotive industry but NOT in selling extended warranty. It's still too close to not include it:
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several days ago: "dang it seems like accepting the Pulitzer this year amounts to an endorsement of Columbia siccing the NYPD on its students" Today: "w e l p,,,"
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This is one of the funniest things on my timeline today
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Will I be confused if I never saw Red Hot Sally 1?
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IDK if this helps but he's ABSOLUTELY turning into a corncob over it
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In other words, quiet quitting isn't a thing, and "quiet quitter" is just a new management slang term for when you want to ruin someone's life because the vibe is off and they rudely refuse to give you an excuse
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I'm guessing bear facts aren't on the Scottish curriculum