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Two deputies unloaded their guns into their own car while trying to shoot a suspect handcuffed in the back seat. They thought they heard gunfire. It was an acorn falling onto the car. Somehow, the man in the backseat was uninjured. www.vice.com/en/article/g...
Man Shot at by Cops Who Got Scared by an Acorn ‘Damaged for Life’www.vice.com Marquis Jackson was handcuffed in the back of a police car when officers began firing into the car after being startled by an acorn.
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*acorn drops* The sky is falling! The sky is falling! 00:10:044 - Chicken Little engages in suppresive fire.
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do oak trees have qualified immunity
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Oak has qualified trim-unity. I hate myself.
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It took all my strength not to say “wall-ified trim-unity.” I loathe myself.
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Damn that's acorny joke
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This meant more to me than it should've, bc I've been reading DeadSpinFector long enough that I remember you being one of "the cool kids"🤘🏼
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I live under a big oak tree and have heard some very loud acorns that I honestly might have mistaken for a middle-distance gunshot had I not been aware of what oak trees do. Never been tempted to empty a mag INTO MY OWN CAR though.
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You obviously haven’t been highly trained to deal with acorns then
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God help everyone if they park under a walnut tree
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Our first home had oak trees and the falling acorns sounded like freaking bombs sometimes. I can easily see mistaking one for a gunshot. I can't see unloading my gun into a threat that I haven't even located and confirmed. "Be sure of your target and what lies beyond..."
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Yeah. I have oak trees and a sunroom. Sometimes I think I might have heard a .22LR a couple of blocks away or a 9mm several blocks away, then I remember it's acorn season. I don't go shooting the neighbors.
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Reno 911 was a documentary
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And Super Troopers was optimistic
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Yelling, "I'm hiiiiiiiiiitttt" and throwing myself to the ground at any minor inconvenience for the foreseeable future.
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Soccer players have infiltrated the police force and they'll never recover
When I am in Mexico for business trips, I usually see a televised soccer game or two. It is almost comical they way they fall on the ground, writhe in agony, get up and resume playing seconds later.
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The acorn was booked and charged with resisting arrest and assaulting an officer
So it was an acorn of color?
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I’m glad they missed their mark, but, like, how do you miss when you’re that close? These guys are trained to use guns? Jesus.
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cops cant hit the broadside of a barn, and most of them arent gun people so their firearms training is minimal at best.
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to become a cop it takes actually fewer range hours than the boy scouts rifle merit badge (which is for children)
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The old range wisdom was that there are two things cops can't do, shoot or drive. Hence the bulletstorms around civilians and don't even look at their vehicle accidents. They also don't like wearing seat belts.
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Worse than Stormtroopers. In more ways than one.
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If you watch the bodycam, neither of them were even very close to the car.
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Their aim was fine, they just didn't know where the car's head was.
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The way the woman just turned and starting firing, clearly with no idea what she was firing at… Jesus.
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Squirrel involved shooting
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Police incompetence saved a man from further police incompetence.
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I contend that roughly half the cops in this country are in no way suited to the job, and should, instead, have all dangerous objects (and situations) removed from their reach...
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It's because they're literally the people too dumb to be able to do any other job. They're the high school bullies that we all knew and that somehow, against all odds, graduated with a GED, but probably only just.
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they are trained to other everyone else, everyone is a threat, and somehow all what powder is fentanyl and only when it touches them do they OD
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I assume the guy in the back of the car will be charged with destruction of property for the car he was in.
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Gonna make him pay for it with a little "civil asset forfeiture".
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Conspiring with squirrels to obstruct an investigation.
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Several squirrels were seen leaving the scene at high speed.
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When he falls to the ground and unleashes a second uncontested volley of bullets while laying sideways, you can tell he thought he was going so Beast Mode. Sad to take that moment away from one of our Boys In Blue 🫡🫡🫡
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the heart of Matt Gaetz country
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This is happens throughout US, not a red state exclusive
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True, but it's always even stupider in Florida.