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foul temptress
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Also shout out to this medieval sex worker who reported to the group chat which men had game and which did not.
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I NEED to stop listening to my mothers advice
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Classic 'meanwhile in new Zealand' bit from the trending tab on twitter
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How to travel to a parallel universe
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Sat on a snail and somehow didn’t crush him 🐌
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I downloaded audible and signed up for the free trial because nowhere else has the audiobook I want but that book is not available in my region. Very cool
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I’m sitting in this and hotboxing like a little goblin
Hat tip to the Chicago airport workers who came up with this scheme
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Won’t someone think of the poor mountain bikers
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life is a knife fight in the mud pass it on
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And that’s on ✨branding✨
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Love it when I see a train go over the Paramata bridge.
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Yes. Which is, by definition, conservative: “I like my life and want to pretend change won’t be needed.”
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I need to stop going to early morning meetings cuz I end up agreeing to do things that make no damn sense
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If men don't want to be killed and eaten, they should simply be better
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Tonight in 1985 in Auckland, New Zealand (July 10, local time), French secret agents—in an elaborate intelligence operation codenamed Satanique—used two limpet mines to sink the Greenpeace flagship Rainbow Warrior as it prepared to return to Mururoa Atoll to protest French nuclear testing there.
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#yallmasking?
#YallMasking? I still am. Even though I get comments from coworkers occasionally, and even my dad on the weekly Zoom call home (no, I don't mask for that - but he does ask if I still am, and make a theatrical fuss about how I'm over reacting each […] [Original post on mastodon.philtanner.com]#YallMasking? I still am. Even though I get comments from coworkers occasionally, and even my dad on the weekly Zoom call home (no, I don't mask for that - but he does ask if I still am, and make a theatrical fuss about how I'm over reacting each […] [Original post on mastodon.philtanner.com]
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According to tonight’s quiz performance, my areas of expertise are card games, piercings, alcohol.. and religious headwear
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The human body is not inherently pornographic so jot that down
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Never wanted a g-string bikini but if it pisses off prudes then sign me up
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You can also play the damn Wordle for free you don’t have to subscribe for it
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This is fascism. The way that people have become exuberant at human suffering is an example of the fascist creep afflicting our society.
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Dreamed last night that men were dressing up as elvis presley and hassling me on the short walk between my friend’s place and my place. Each time a different man but always dressed as elvis. What do you think it means
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I went to an overnight event a while ago and thought aloud “hmm, should I worry about assault” Male friend said “ugh I don’t want to think about that” You think I want to?
If I could wish ONE thing for the entirety of the male of the species, they would be FORCED to experience, upon turning 18, through a virtual reality body-switching program, an entire MONTH of life as a female. Think of it as the draft, only YOU don't actually have to die if something goes wrong.
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Need to be able to filter properties on trademe by whether or not they have a bathtub
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Alright in The Bear I love that they address covid but also, wondering how come there are no chefs to hire since covid? I recall reading that line cooks had one of the highest mortality rates in 2020, is this the unspoken context ?
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People talking about how it’s gross to throw up in a mixing bowl “ever heard of a toilet” personally I think it’s grosser to put your face near a toilet