HalfManHalfBurrata

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HalfManHalfBurrata

@realhumanperson.bsky.social

I got my thoroughest girl with me. I also got my thoroughest pup with me, but you already knew that. Into ranting about all things, but especially politics and DC local shenanigans. I sold Bourbon to JoePa once.
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I’m basically unstoppable now that I’ve figured out how to properly use the espresso machine. Tired? Espresso! Sad? Latte! Horny? Macchiato!(?)
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Is the pink shirt in the room with us right now?
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I went back in this thread quite a ways and didn’t see Lauren Hill? Maybe this site isn’t for me after all.
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Dog The Bounty Hunter over here is ready for action
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I’ve fallen for the “Trump can’t do X, it’ll raise concerns about Y” far too many times. Until I see Leticia James recreate the famous Saddam’s palace photo, I’ll go on assuming he’ll wriggle out of this somehow.
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Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16
Sexually Suggestive
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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Thank you! He’s downright regal. 🤣
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social I finally conned my way onto this app and want you to see my pup! This is Winston.
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