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you’re actually not a leftist unless you’ve had an orgasm purely from foot play
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the f in leftism stands for feet
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Ma'am, please on a day like today, don't force me to become a centrist We agree on almost every political issue but this
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fine, I’m reasonable, I can compromise: you can also be a leftist if you’ve brought someone to orgasm with foot play
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What if my feet were there at the moment of orgasm?
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are your feet in the room with us right now?
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God i sure fuckin hope they are
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Sometimes they are not, they get replaced by flat mollusk-like orbs
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alright hear me out: can anyone on here punch up "when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I Carried You" to be more applicable here. I think there's a solid nugget there, but my riff juices are depleted
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What you are suggesting is an immaculate foot job
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But what if neither of us are into feet but are into Marx?
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But mother, I don't want to be dirty neoliberal scum!
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Clearly. There's like a whole movie and everything.
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When I posted the foot and sickle emoticon in discord people laughed, but I knew I was on to something
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i hate feet tho 😩
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Can't believe Tay just outed herself as a right-winger. You hate to see it.
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Wait someone playing with my feet or using their feet to play with me
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Dang i will report to the gualg
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I’m sorry you had to find out this way
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-googles leftist therapy centers-
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You can shop at the Prada Marfa!
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Ok but was there an audible anarchist reading of Lenin on in the background ?
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I'm such a dedicated communist that I cum every time I put my shoes on.