Finally reading that volume of Death Note short stories that came out a few years ago. Haven't gotten to this one yet, but Zoomer Kira is already cracking me up
going insane looking at "coast guard approved" life jackets that are all colored black and dark blue!!! "this sleek stylish life vest is perfectly camouflaged to match the ocean waves you are drowning in"
imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists
Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one