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the kids are alright

The fact that it's just bored teenaged orcas looking for something to entertain themselves, and that something happens to be sinking boats, somehow makes this story even better. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Killer whales keep ramming and sinking boats. Scientists now may know why, report says.www.usatoday.com An international group of orca experts met to determine why orcas are ramming boats. The leading theory: They're bored and playful.

This is what happens when you take away all the places orca teens can hang out. Orca malls, orca skateparks, orca afterschool programs...

youth orcastra

Ironically, the theory in the article is that since fishing stocks have improved, orcas don't have to spend so much energy hunting, and have 'free time' to get bored and play.

I love this so much

“bored teenage orcas” is the best possible resolution to the mystery, I am delighted

I mean, i would hope its radicalized lesbian grandma orcas, but i guess bored teens is fine too.

"Teenage Orcas" would be a decent name for a band.

“Bored Teenage Orcas” sounds like the next big animated series 😉

*applause*

please tell me what you used for this, I needed it so badly the other day but the site was down 😭

glench.com/tmnt/#Teenag...

They have time on their...fins.

booooo (I love it)

I love them

😔

Orca mothers make 'lifelong sacrifice' for sonswww.google.com Rearing a son is a lifelong cost for a killer whale mother, a decades-long study reveals.

Boys 🙄 as a mom of 2, can confirm lol

I’m hearing ‘smells like teen spirit’ in the background while they tear apart boats. 🤘🏻

New offspring is gonna be freakin sickk

Republicans unable to decide whether to condemn this property destruction until they can decide whether Orcas are Black with white patches or White with black patches.

the orcas are alright

You gotta fight for your right to party! 🍻🤘🏻

Gen Z will save us

Cow tipping, maritime-style

whales have teen hooligans. I love it

Chances thrown Nothing’s free Longing for what used to be Still it’s hard Hard to see Fragile lives Shattered dreams (Played over Real World style footage of bored teenage orca goofballs tearing a rudder off and bopping it around like a volleyball)

Too much time on their fins.

🤣👍🙏

Ich weiss nicht... Der Artikel ist mir zu primitiv & "selbstbewusst" und wenig wissenschaftlich geschrieben. "Wir wissen jetzt, warum sie das tun: Langeweile und Zerstörungswut von Jugendlichen!" Ein Motiv, dass Konserven in den Kram passt und letztlich harte Gegenmaßnahmen "rechtfertigt".

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