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man safeties are off from here through the election, i typically just block and ignore lowbie shitheels, but i have had my fill of smug vapid smarties who think they’re being clever by saying dumb and insulting shit, enjoy the wolves
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I basically never respond at all and someone quote tweeted me rudely today and I was like fuck you don’t care for “I’m just a tiny little guy” shit, if you’re going to complain about my followers responding then maybe don’t pick a fight
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I shall speak WORDS (snarky bullshit on social media) to POWER (a person who is chill enough to have a bunch of followers who I don't think will punch back)! Don't you dare OPPRESS (call out my shit) me!
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also... do you think I control my followers, random rude person? they probably followed me because they liked a Discworld quote or I was on a recommended follow list or something they're going to make up their own minds about your behavior, that's on you
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I do like the idea of pneumatic tubes going off sending instructions that we would all then ignore anyway but it would be cool!
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Hey, I’ve been following Micah a year now and never got my tube, to whom do I address this?
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Send your report via tube.
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Glad I finally have a counter meme to deploy tbh, Jodie’s mistake has haunted us all for too long
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Pneumatic tubes - You don't look as old as me?!
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What does age have to do with appreciating pneumatic tubes?
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There used to be a lot more of them.
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I absolutely followed you for Discworld but stayed cause you're chill AF and absolute man-goals a lot of the time Extremely non-toxic masculinity!
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It does feel like, depending on how someone got their followers, they are more or less prone to swarming. Discworld QOTD person is going to have far less direction over it than some shithead like libs of tiktok.
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Your Discworld QOTD actually bumped rereading the series to the top of my list, there's a few I missed before but we got almost all of them in a big box from a lady who was downsizing! I spotted them off to the side when we went to pick up a bookshelf.
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Of course, we went to get the bookshelf because we didn't have enough room for the books we had, so the trip ended up not actually solving the 'problem' we initially set out to solve.
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I followed you because you reply to a bunch of people I already follow, and your comments are typically insightful and/or funny. The Discworld quotes are a nice bonus!
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oh fuck I just relaized I *WASN'T* following you here yet, yay, that is now fixed.
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I've mostly stopped commenting on comments on your posts, cause I'm a bit of a jerk, and attack jerks. Still enjoying reading them tho.
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Attract, not attack. Although, I mean.