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It hasn't been online for many years, so for today's newsletter I reposted my Big Bang Theory "spec." Tell your friends. kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-end-resu...

The End Result of My Herculean Big Bang Theory Speckalebhorton.ghost.io Author’s Note: This is the first newsletter where I’m reposting a piece I wrote that’s no longer hosted on the internet. My archive is pretty solid because I always figured this would happen eventuall...

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Ned Resnikoff

i would argue that only winning a third of the popular vote is bad, and if winning a third of the popular vote is sufficient to win two-thirds of the available seats, that's the sign of a fundamentally broken electoral system

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Ned Resnikoff

this was Labour's worst electoral performance since 2015 Labour didn't do shit, the Tories just imploded

what about "Mr. Not-As-Good-As-Jeremy-Corbyn"

haha get fucked Rishi

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Hypervisible

"tHe tEcH iS jUsT nOt rEaDy! '

why did they use a picture that looks like a mug shot lmao

no, I didn't "lose the accent" when I moved to New York y'all Yankees just can't identify a Southern accent that isn't Foghorn freakin' Leghorn

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Dell Cameron

kinda giving the game away here

hey I wonder how he lost the Working Families Party

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Gef the Toking Mongoose

Google Maps says no

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer

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Gef the Toking Mongoose

he's just like me fr

"sir, please, there are children in this area, you're going to have to put your shirt back on"

I understand, within the logic of this being a Weird Dad fantasy, why the mother bear is lusting after the shirtless father bear. I do not, however, understand why the other kids are involved.

mfw I've had exactly one drink

glitterburrito (Jamie)

Somehow her week got worse. "I mean this with due respect, but, how stupid do you think New Yorkers have to be to believe that this congestion pricing decision wasn't politically motivated?" a reporter asked her tonight at a press conference.

Hochul Defends Congestion Pricing Pause By Invoking 'New Jersey Customers' Driving to Midtown Diners, Hardware Stores - Hell Gatehellgatenyc.com The governor’s first press conference since throwing state government and the MTA into chaos got a little weird.