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@robbysimpson.bsky.social

political cringe
brass music
Alabama football
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keep testing. I always blow negative when I'm symptomatic. the second I feel better, bang, COVID positive
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I'm calling it now, 58 votes to expel
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movement in the swing states are highly correlated with movement in the national polls. if this news moved the polls 1 point to Trump, you would expect swing states to move 1 point to Trump, plus or minus a couple
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I think the bigger takeaway is that, despite getting non-stop sympathetic coverage and a couple highly positive visuals, the assassination attempt didn't really change anyone's mind about Trump
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sorta like how the debate was supposed to swing the race to Trump (he gained 1 point in the 538 polling average, if you trust that) it's almost, ALMOST, as if everyone has already made up their minds about these two guys and the polling is just noise
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the lowest note of the song is the third note of the song, and the highest note of the song is an octave and fifth above that an amateur singer usually has a comfortable singing range of exactly an octave and a fifth, so if they don't sing it in exactly the right key, they're gonna have a bad time
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I think there are a lot of Gallego voters who don't want to vote for Biden and will tell pollsters that, but once they're in the voting booth for Gallego they'll roll their eyes and tick Biden
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depends on which polls you include, but even if you take 538 as gospel (their record in the Trump era hasn't been great), I don't call "going up 1 point after non-stop negative coverage for your opponent" a win
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they way they light her cracks me up every single time
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I watched an essay on the Addams Family that made the point that they perfectly invert the suburban American family dynamic they're aspirational
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his poll numbers have gone DOWN post-debate, so I don't think you can count that
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one thing that makes the polling less stressful is that we've never had an election in which one party is doing GOTV very very well and one party just isn't doing GOTV at all
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Less Charismatic Dan Quayle
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only one man can save democracy
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Vance isn't even half the politician Pence was, and Kamala cleaned Pence's clock
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the republic may once again survive solely because of Trump's incompetence
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not the fear of a higher power, but the fear of a higher caliber bullet
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me, getting flustered when it's my turn to order: "I'll have a frozen marg and a double ass kicking please"
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ACAB includes the tone police
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he's been talking about being IRL Iron Man for years, I'm surprised it's been on the back burner for this long
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I'm guessing it's because of unexpected results in special elections and abortion referenda or it's just Nate chucking a dart at a number, idk
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This is how you do it.
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a disciplined politician could use this incident to make a "law-and-order" case for his candidacy Trump is many things, but "disciplined" is not one of them
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I'm not sure how you stage clipping a guy's ear at that range