Connor, when’s Mahvel?

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Connor, when’s Mahvel?

@roxconn.bsky.social

“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life
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Between your kid and how I was as a kid, I’m just gonna assume children find burning food funny
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Somebody please send help, I am spiraling into full-blown Mahvel mania
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The producers would pair you with Tim Robinson going on the zip line
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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
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LMAO why does Bluesky think I wrote that in Filipino
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🎵Можешь ли ты отвезти меня выше / туда где видят слепые? 🎵
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IIRC, he rotates between several wigs to give the illusion that his hair actually grows
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You know what? Fuck you *untaps your potential*
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"u didnt get manipulated take some responsibility" shhh ima worka the dough. ima tossa da pie. isa me geppetto. i getta fired from da toy store. my little pinocchio. he leaka da group chat
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Hello please where can I find a nice photo or preferably a short clip of Ronaldo crying, I need to see that thank you
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it's telling that Democrats are only wanting to replace Biden for his speech fuck ups and not to gain the youth vote after billions of people's taxes were given to fund a genocide
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Ramza Saddiq rigged a xylophone with dynamite and tricked me into playing Those Endearing Young Charms
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Ewwwww, fuck no, I’m a Rangers fan
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Every time a Torontonian bitches about workers fighting for their rights, the Maple Leafs’ title drought extends by another year, so I’m very excited to see them give themselves an extra couple centuries of pain
the LCBO is on strike and between this being a very conservative province that hates labour rights and people freaking out that they can’t just get blitzed whenever they want during long summer days anymore, it’s going to be a very insufferable next few days
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I know this is an obvious question, but there was SEXUAL ABUSE INSURANCE
grooming industrial complex in shambles
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His name is Keith Minister Prime
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.
(1852) Frederick Douglass, "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth Of July" •www.blackpast.org On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass was invited to address the citizens of his hometown, Rochester, New York. Whatever the expectations of his audience on that 76th anniversary of the signing of the D...
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The Leafs are very good at one thing, and that thing is being eliminated in the first round of the playoffs, particularly if it’s Game 7 at the TD Garden
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I call him the Happy Election Day Nerd
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This man ontologically cannot be hot because he plays for the Maple Leafs
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we need to stop making computers more powerful they're as powerful as they need to fucking be. graphics don't need to get better at this point and GPUs shouldn't be used for ai or farming. we need to focus on making the tech we currently have consume less power.
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Tell them I said “Booooooo don’t play British music today ya fuckin hacks”
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This is why we fought for our freedoms
shocking election night in the UK
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If they’re just gonna pick songs based on words in the name, I vote they have to play Bleed American and Dead American Radio