Connor, when’s Mahvel?

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Connor, when’s Mahvel?

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“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life
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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
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I think being someone’s arch nemesis might be the most incredible sexual dynamic one could achieve
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Four movies I despise -Valerian made me want him dead the whole movie -Transformers ROTF is why I can’t order butter on my popcorn at the movies anymore -Star Wars IX, aka Nuh-Uh!: The Movie, aka Big Nerd Pacifier -Dawn of Justice is not a movie, it is 15 movie trailers in a trenchcoat
[takes a drag off a candy cigarette] I don't like to go negative, but... -American Beauty. I will go to my grave spitting nails at this movie. -Quarantine. Possibly my most hated movie. Unpleasant nothing. -Summer's Blood. Ugly & hateful & GTFO. -Mystic River. MORE SEAN PENN OVERACTING, PLEASE.
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*looking at my closet of almost entirely pink clothing* hm. might wear something pink to my date
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Surprisingly, one of them is actually real
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This might be within the acceptable range
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Whaddaya mean I’m your Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-a how? Am I a mediocre overrated sandwich that white people line up around the block for, is that what you’re sayin’?
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I’ve done some worldbuilding, and it turns out horses don’t exist! Yaaaaaaay!
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How I’m dressing for the Bluesky Fourth of July party
How I'm dressing for the Bluesky Fourth of July Party
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Can’t believe they made football games woke
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I’m hearing Twitter replies have become even harder to sift through because now people post this to say they liked the tweet
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when you find your people on bluesky
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World’s biggest comphet victim
PRIDE MONTH THREAD queersky, please present your favorite fictional characters from any medium that should have been canonically queer in a more just world
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It’s time for the announcement GAY PEOPLE TOMORROW MORNING
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If you see this, post something pink
If you see this, post something pink